Think we can word it like so....
Young Bun, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young bun, pick yourself up from division 3
I said, young bun, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young bun, there's a place you can go...
I said, young bun, when you're on your Giro
You can stay in that field there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to pay your taxes at the H.M.R.C
It's fun to pay your taxes at the H.M.R.C
They have everything for you buns to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the diddie teams ...
It's fun to pay your taxes at the H.M.R.C
It's fun to pay your taxes at the H.M.R.C
You can get yourself clean with real soap, you can have a good meal from MC'D's
You can do whatever you feel...Riot in manchester
Young bun, are you listening to me?
I said, young bun, what do you want to be?
I said, young bun, you can make real your dreams of playing in EPL
But you got to know this one thing!
No bun does it all by himself.
I said, young bun, put your pride on the shelf,
and pay your taxes on time
and dont take my hubcaps away
And just go there, to the H.M.R.C
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the H.M.R.C
It's fun to stay at the H.M.R.C
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean with real soap, you can have a good meal at the local KFC
You can do whatever you feel except to Riot on the streets ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
as the rangers might have been put into the SPL
I felt the whole world was so jive ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street they are now in Div 3
There's a place there called the HMRC
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the H.M.R.C.
It's fun to stay at the H.M.R.C