I was considering going somewhere else for lunch today as they've changed the sausages they use in my regular butty shop. However, I went in anyway and they asked me "You always buy sausage butties, have you noticed a change? Do you prefer the new ones or the old ones?"
I thought of Ned Flanders straight away saying 'gosh darn it, am I that pre-diddily-ictable?'
The worst thing was I said they were both equally nice so they'll probably stick with the horrible ones.