Nick_BCFC

To be fair though, that does sound like a cracking photocopier!

Something annoyed me about him a few weeks ago. It was a thread named Kutski, started by Kutski and Kutski was the last to post on it. It just didn't look right.

There were cats cooler then me at 17 & 18 who had super fast done up nova's and the like. I seemed to be losing out to these clowns a lot so I expended my horizons.

No other reason then I personally found more success with mid 30's when I was your age. Perhaps you'll have better luck then me with the 20 odd year olds but I often thought the same as you (why did I even bother trying to chat her up etc). Older women seemed more.......desperate for a younger guy, perhaps to try and make them feel a bit younger, I don't know.

You're 17 right? If I were you, for a couple more years either go for birds your own age or a few years older then 28. (mid 30's+).

I've no money to do anything good. This gets on my nerves. Got about £30 until I get paid on 15th so that's just enough to get to work and back and maybe a packet of rolling baccy. Got two gigs to play this weekend as well so hopefully at the first one they'll give us free beer as well as paying us else i'll be drinking water all night. Should be able to drink at the second one but that's on the Sunday so wouldn't be having much due to working the next day.

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That's almost right - it was The Earth Song he wasn't going to play though. I will forget about us being sworn enemies though if you are prepared to tell us what's wrong with you. Hinting I find slightly annoying but i'll always play up to it by asking what's the matter. But when people aren't prepared to reveal what it is once someone enquires they will have to face my wrath.

For saying there is something wrong with you then not telling what it is, yes.

Fine, but from now on you and I are sworn enemies.

It's too late for that now. Explain. snigger

Ah I see, my apologies. The growing frustration of not knowing what has happened is eating away at me.

I'm not trying to be a jerk, i'm just curious. It gets on my tits when someone says something like that and doesn't explain what's happened. Which was.....??

Give over and tell us you little bugger. See, people are always thinking on here.

*sigh* What's happened now?

Ah well, I saw it on Hollyoaks a few weeks back - Archie took Sarah there and she was impressed and he got to bang her not long after that. Also, if you continue to play you'll be the most popular guy at the bowls club years down the line. When you're retired you'll always be first picked when choosing teams as you'll have lifetime experience and your pals will just be starting out

Invite the college bird for a game.

Endsleigh had an owl - maybe it was them. My question - what was the name of that guy who John Lennon got a blow job off then killed? I'd google it but i'm at work and don't want to be searching for John Lennon Blow Job Just remembered - Stuart Sutcliffe

Its roasting here and there are no wasps. Shame i'm stuck in work though.

Ahhh, its a hard life!

Not seen it yet but I know when I go out for lunch there going to be walking round in their baseball caps, shirt slung over shoulder and socks tucked in trackies with dark trainers. Scum.

I must smell like shit or something today because this fly won't leave me the f**k alone at my desk. It's one of them that seem to fly frustratingly slow but they're just a little to lightweight when you swipe at them the breeze pushes them away from the rolled up paper.

That surprises me.

Had a poster made up for my band. The person who did it has spelt the band name wrong.......again.

Amen. The worst one I had was when a woman with a pram and a couple of other children scurrying around by her feet. She had checked her balance or whatever three times then proceeded to phone who I assumed was her partner screeching at him why there was no money in it. Then one one the kids started crying because she had forgot that she told him she had previously said he could push the buttons - so she put the card in again just to let him have a go. I seriously had visions of smashing her head into the cash point.