ArabFundamentalist

The courier is saying Watt needs more recovery time so I doubt he'll be playing today.

Because I don't know who some random Dundee dud is?

I've got no idea who that is.

Maybe the cleaner has had a busy day hoovering up all the biscuit crumbs and pizza crusts in Ashgar's old office.

Anything worth getting excited about?

Pfft, good ane. Remember you lot used to make Deewok sleep on an old bed on top of the peh stall?

You don't know what a sympathiser is do you?

Ffs another treacherous Dee sympathiser. This place is no real.

Check the Dee trying to pretend he's not constantly checking out the United thread.

Aye well I hope you're right. He was undoubtedly a bomb scare when he played last season though.

I'm not convinced by Newman either, the boy had a few absolute howlers last season.

The biggest issue for me at the minute is still the goalie. Replacing him should have been the first piece of business done this summer. That fact it wasn't is a massive concern. I've already had the fear about Goodwin and this transfer window, so far, isn't helping alleviate that feeling.

Nice username bud, you're clearly no obsessed with us. Mon then let's hear your opinion on Levitt. I'm sure you've got an intimate knowledge of our current and ex players. I don't think I could name a single c**t in the Dundee squad.

You and all the other Dees who lurk in this thread are more than welcome to comment on United. However I'm personally not prepared to let it go without telling you all to gtf. Just like I'd expect you lot to do if I was posting on the Dundee thread. The difference is though you lot would probably do just that and stick up for your team. United supporters seem to be happy getting powered without offering any sort of comeback. It's rather depressing.

I've got absolutely no issue with United supporters discussing how shite we are. There's no danger I'm taking any shite from Dees on our plight given their history though. The fact there's United supporters basically encouraging it on here is pathetic.

That's what I heard. It's by no means fact.

I don't know how much we signed him for and I don't know how much he was earning. I don't think anyone here does for sure. I don't doubt we've lost a few quid, so f**k. That happens in football from time to time. You lot have had more than your fair share of expensive duds in my lifetime so it should be something very familiar to you.

I was asking the Dee. They are all PhDs in United's finances.

How much did we spend on him?

I just don't suffer Dee shite gladly. Otherwise I'm an absolute delight.

In what way is it deserved? f**k me if we took the time to slag off Dundee supporters for every one of their signings that flopped we'd be here all week.

The only salt is coming from obsessed dees. A few of you boys have probably racked up more posts on the United thread than your own one.

Classic treacherous United supporter response there. Essentially taking the Dee's side. We paid 300k and Scotsman reported today Hibs paid us 300k. Man U's cut pretty much covered by the cash we got for him going to the world cup. He was worth a punt and it never worked out. We probably lost a few quid. Fwiw I don't think he's a massive loss. When he wasn't injured last season he was totally anonymous.

You'd think Dees would be a bit more humble after the countless humiliations, admins etc they've been through but they just can't help themselves. A signing never worked out and we essentially got back what we paid for him. Not sure why that is so titillating.

Anyone want to join me playing the new sportsound drinking game? Take a drink any time Liam McLeod mentions the minutes played or the score. Guaranteed to blind drink after the first ten minutes.