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Old TV series; are you also noticing the cliffhangers can look a bit outdated due to coastal erosion?
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There's no need for anyone to ever be poor; just go to the bookies and bet on poverty happening.
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#changeoneletterfilms 24 dour party people - amazing the party even lasted that long.
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The first thing many people who want to throw a sickie during the Olympics need to do is to find a job.
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To the people who say Stephen Gough is basically flashing at everyone; do you also say the dinosaurs are currently having a flashback?
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Harsh! Got punched in the face at Rangers ticket office after only managing two syllables of "...Sell tickets for the next Rangers game?"
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I walked into a VIP room... all walls were hung with mirrors... I struck a pose... No, don't wake me up, please!
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I'm pretty unimpressed by the rise in the amount of rape gangs in Scotland, especially the ones committed by midges...
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Old age; doing the same thing over and over again, without realising you've just done it seconds ago. That's how all night sex happens.
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#CheatingIsOkayIf you really need to smuggle a note into bed to remember all the favourite positions of your partner.
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"Stephen Gough, naked rambler, free again." "High streets worried about shifting clothing." Oh c'mon; his influence isn't THAT big!
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I'm truly a man for all seasons. Which has become quite easy, since the abolishment of seasons.