Bendarroch

WTF is wrong with you?

So you're just another two-faced arse. You'll fit right in with the plastics and diddies on here. However, given your hard if thinking approach to my last reply, I'll repeat the point - the information on the WKR's father comes from the WKR himself. You see, the WKR told us that he knew (at age six) that darkhead was a cesspit of bigoted hate and refused to go back there with his father ever again. His father returned - leaving only one logical conclusion. If, of course, you choose to believe the WKR and his wonderful tale. It's one of many splendid flights of fancy he has wheeled out from time to time on this very thread.

^^^^^ Stupid beyond all reasonable doubt.

I didn't. I'd very much like to - I expect they are a marvel of sorts.

The tales of the WKR's escape from the cesspits of hate at Darkhead are not only legendary - but authored by the WKR himself. Not me. I didn't even give him the title of WKR - that was Dhense. Twice, too, just in case we didn't get his point. And, what the WKR dishes out, he can have back. I haven't seen you bumping your gums at his jibes. I'm ready to be corrected if you aren't a two-faced arse.

Well, the WKR can at least be laughed at. You're just pish, Johnny. You're obviously thicker than Dhense (not easy) and, lately, have been offering a stern challenge to Rico for the mentalist moron plastic title on these boards. Although, and having just said that, I'm not sure any plastic will top Rico's claim that calling a team 'hibs' is intended to make them sound 'more Irish'. And, whatever else he means by that - he's already declared it's definitely 'worse'.

I don't know - the spy/multiple persona tales were very good, but the feral proddies hunting him down in Ayrshire was the one that got me more than any other. And that takes some doing when you consider the runaway best-man, the guess my pet game and (as you point out) travelling the world in search of exotica only to land in Yorkshire. The six year old savant who rejected his bigoted father dragging him to a cesspit of hate? Not forgetting his crucial role in bringing Rangers to their knees.

I sincerely hope you do think it's only me laughing at you. Poor whee plastic

It was inevitable in February - Dhense told us after his hero Mac Goebbels gave him a very personal nod on the matter. 28 million shares

All those laughing at you. That very much includes me. BTW - see that wanky way you include letters with symbols so you can get round the filters? Makes you come across as a bigger WKR than ever before.

Posts on Pie & Bovril really don't count. We're still waiting on evidence of anyone who takes you seriously. You're fellow plastics don't count either.

You really couldn't make this up

I did think that after Mac Goebbels shamed Dhense so often - spectacularly so in February when Philthy couldn't blog for a while as he was off to an IRA rally - that he'd chuck it. But the soldier bhoy is as shameless as he his stupid. And he is very, very stupid.

Says the man with the Mac Goebbels fetish Couldnae mark your neck with a blow-torch.

Ah, bless, the Mac Goebbels lover has spoken.

Indisputable? Are the totals for the wee sellik or dholly all from V1 of their clubs or do they include V2 and the rest as well?

I can't take you seriously after the way you slaughtered the wee hibs for sounding 'more Irish' and claiming people thought less of them because of it.

^^^^ Can't afford an illustrated dictionary.

I know exactly what it means - there's a picture of you next to it in the dictionary.

Jings. The bralt has been shite for some time - but it's sunk to this level of vacuity? I'm rarely on the bralt these days - realising that Dhense's February humiliation at the hands of Mac Goebbels was probably its peak - but f**k sake that's pish poor. Even by your lowly standards.

I applaud your self-awareness. It's a much more credible acknowledgement than the WKR's unlikely claims that there are people who take him seriously. Apart from Dhense, that is. The same guy who named him the WKR in the first place.

I've had shites more relevant than you.

FFS. Poor WKR - damned by the very faintest of praise from Dhense.

Are you the guy that takes the WKR seriously then? Finally - have we found the sorry b*****d?

Can I just say that both of your faces are absolute WKRs. Couldn't mark your neck with a battery of blow-torches.