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    From Brexit I hope philyerboots and the other Brexit arseholes lose their jobs with the economic downturn and are faced with picking fruit or losing their houses.
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    Those fatties on the Horrific Club Photos thread would highly benefit from a lack of food. Finally a positive to Brexit.
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    Juncker is at the Whitehouse.
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    A fella at work is going in for triple heart bypass surgery. Lucky c**t gets 6 weeks off. That would be sweet.
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    What's you favourite Brexit dividend?- Food and medicine rationing. Death penalty. Waiting 50 years to see the financial benefit from Brexit. Britain turning into something like V for vandetta.
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    23 shots at goal. 4 on target. We over-egged the pudding today. Ultimately I don’t care if we beat a Hobbit XI with a deflected 95th minute winner as long as we win.
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    3 games, 3 wins. Can't complain. Or can I...?
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    Theresa May has taken personal control of Brexit. Just after she asks the DUP and JRM what she should do.
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    There's no such thing as an evening brunch. At best it would be called lunner.
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    He sounds exactly like Azeez tbh. Goals don’t matter. If he works hard, is fast and can hold he ball up then he sounds exactly like an Archie signing.
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    Buses everywhere are generally for the bams of society. The buses in Glasgow were a hive of scum and villainy.
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    What the f**k is up with that woman's arm? Creepy.
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    I don't get the rocks thing but Gem seems good people.
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    Remember "play by mail" in the 90s? That's how we conduct our transfers.
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    Jeez. The Gammons are still angry over having to remove to Golliwogs from the jars.
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    They are thrashing out the UK's new trade deal- "Get your jam, 2 furra pound."
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    The Government wouldn’t deny it was stockpiling food due to the possibility of a hard Brexit. Britain [emoji23]
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    Announce Dean Shiels.
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    Building a wall right around Northern Ireland is a good idea. Keep them all locked inside.
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    Money can’t buy happiness.
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    Brexit Britain won’t have any fruit but Gammon will be in ample supply.
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    Interesting. We could play Jamie Sneddon in midfield. If he shite then just demand he learns to be better. No need for more signings.
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    The point being that a 5th tier English club has more money that the 2nd best Scottish club.
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