Big Rolando Zarate

Nah mate, you're wrong

'Coz you post as Eric Cantona

What's the latest gossip coming from your contacts in the transfer market?

You're full of shite, mate. Probs one of the biggest gobshites on the forum.

You always go on about alias' and trolls, despite being both yourself. Eric Cantona is a pish alias, btw. You could make it less fucking obvious.

Ah, brlliant! Didn't see this. Cheers folks!

It's a bog standard Toyota CD player. I heard you can connect something to the cigarette lighter and that does the trick. Is this true?

Is there anyway I can connect my Android to my car stereo, to play music? Can I buy a cable or something? Where do I find this cable? Cheers.

I really enjoy The only way is Essex. Reem team.

Oh aye, you said that you've never had a pupil go on to fail a Maths exam, eh?

Rumour has it she sticks them up her vagger.

FB links sent. Also sent the link of the fatty. hawhawhaw

They both stay in Woolmanhill halls, although one is in 2nd year. If you want I can find out her exact flat number. Take a sheath with you as she probs has chlamydia by now, or some shit. She has huge tits.

Terrible patter, mate.

Also, the standard of slut at Ed Napz is pretty high.

The biggest slut I know goes to RGU. Mind you the fattest girl I know also goes to RGU. PM me for any queries dane-don, whatevz floats your boat. I'd still say Napier is the best, 'coz our union sells a mug of beans with a sausage in it. Also one night I was in the union with some of my Economics crew and we knew Partridge was coming on Dave, so we got the folk behind the bar to change the channel from SSN and stick the subtitles on. It was even better 'coz it annoyed a bunch of Germans.

hahaha probs

I was having a fag outside Cab Vol last night and I was fucking steaming, this really fat boy walked past so I decided to pinch his left tit for a laugh. He went fucking mental at me and said he was gonna get the entire Napier rugby team to batter me. I can't really remember what happened after that, but apparently I said I had a gun and I was gonna shoot him. Ruggers players are such dicks.