Mr Man

I'm weird. It's you dirty billy boys that have redefined the meaning of the slur 'bead rattler' so it would stand to reason the same dirty billy boys came up with the term whilst in the moment no doubt.

Yes I'm sure you do, you billies with your penchant for 'bead rattling' as you put it. Dirty dirty billies.

And you know it was height wise how? Too many sweaty anal bead sessions with Devlin methinks. Dirty b*****ds.

No.

Clearly you need to educate yourself in the meaning of the word bigot fatty.

Imagine wasting your life away being a wee bigot on an internet forum. Jeezo.

I think I know you're talking pish.

Aye Devlin, sure that's what you mean.

Oh I wonder,

I find constantly referring to people with a negative view on all things Sevco as 'beadrattlers' fairly disgusting, have decided to take Chucks advice and be a grassing bassa, Mods ain't interested though.

I can spell though.

WTF have I done?

MacGiollaBhain is a tube, I hold him in the same regard as Jabba.

Pretty sure that's what Neil has spent, that doesn't include players we already had. Brown for example. The funny thing is I heard some sevco fan on SSB last night come out with the same thing, Celtic team is £8million, Ally will get his £10million warchest, easy peasy, etc

£8miliion Tedi, you sure? It's just that simple, spend £10 million? No thought to scouting networks, infrastructure, etc?

Pretty much. McCoist said at the start of the season he was building a team not just to win SFL3 but to also compete in the cups. That patter soon disappeared to be replaced with 'not being relevant' when he was pumped out of 3/3 cup competitions.

Irony overload.

Aye you sound it. Do I really need to catalogue all the hilarious events from Saint Valentines Day 2012 right the way through to Jabba letting his belly rumble on your official website? Aye I'm deluded. You sound beelin' man, no wonder. It's been a rough year for the sevconians.

Blinded by laughter actually. You're trying to tell me that we've not had a right good laugh at you. Well we have, and continue to do so. Ok yesterday went your way, no sleep lost and further laughs today at all the celebratory talk completely forgetting everything that has went before. The laughing will continue for years to come. Looking forward to your beelin' retort.

Say what? So you weren't liquidated, denied entry to the SPL due to fan power, denied entry to SFL1 due to fan power, now trading at a loss in SFL 3 with over paid, under talented players and a clown of a manager? That didn't happen? You're laughing at us? Oh the fucking irony.

Because it provided some light entertainment. Today has been one of the better days if I'm being honest, the celebrating is just comedy genius.

You can keep saying it until you're bluer in the face, that's fine with me. The fact that this decision has such irrelevance to me due, mainly, to your club's irrelevance to world football probably has you cry wanking to the clip of the big hoose guy once reality sets back in.

No. It doesn't. Being a normal human being numbers don't tend to have an emotional connection with me.

At the risk of repeating myself, 3rd division, team full of overpaid duds, managed by a total buffoon, owned by the pied piper. What is there to cry about?

The delusion is strong in this one.