AUFC90

Flash the Whippit. By far the laziest dog I have ever owned. This is what he does 23 hours of every day. Fastest dog in the neighbourhood and ive barely seen him jog let alone run.

Tesco express usually has Broiche buns.

Makes no difference to you. Viagra wouldn't make a dent in it.

Britain wouldn't be able to follow the Swedish model because it's full of cnuts quite frankly. Our deaths would be 6 figures.

I've had my coins kept for the last 6 weeks. I'll be cashing in on cheap players as soon as I get my free Dalglish.

I always buy for weekend league and sell after it then my rewards make up for any coins that might have been lost.

Wait ? Whit ? Poland would beat Russia in a war ? [emoji23] You have lost any right to be taken seriously.

China aint the Soviet Union. They ain't a union of anything, they've been the same China for a thousand years. They have the largest population and the largest manufacturing base in the world. They're no going to collapse like the Soviets and the Americans will just have to lump it.

The BBC don't scrutinise the Scottish government ? Aye nae bother [emoji23]

Scream Aguero is probably the best striker I have used. You could try him ?

Aye let's clap for the NHS instead of holding the government to account for destroying it.

The Americans will never invade China as it's literally impossible. They shat themselves at the sheer scale of what an invasion of Iran would look like let alone China. Playground bullies spring to mind.

So who designed the first modern roads then because it wasn't Telford ? Go as far to say Ayr invented it. And it's not the material it's how it was lain that defined it. Macadam didn't use asphalt concrete either.

We invented the first modern roads unless you're trying to claim that roads built with loads of different rocks thousands of years ago are in any way comparable.

Don't get Frochs fascination with Calzaghe. Calzaghe would have slapped him aboot at any point in their careers.

When I was about 18 I run up and vollied my Xbox 360 laser burning my new FIFA in the process.

How does Vidal play ?

Son>Neymar.

It was there last night and only had 20 hours left. I got Kondogbia.....amazing [emoji23]

Maybe they'll let him in if he does have leverage over them. Suppose it depends what he has and what he wants to do in the next few years.

If I stayed in the US first thing I'd do is buy a gun. That's why I'd never stay there as it's a totally fucked up country.

Aren't they supposed to be picking strawberries ?

I've had Lenglet since start of the game. It's ridiculous to suggest he's one of the best centre backs in the game but he is.

I used a loan moments Maldini and wasn't impressed. Not sure if this helps or not [emoji23]

Maybe so but maybe he can get used sparingly on news programmes etc if there's another one ? Say what you want about the man but he's by far and away the best orator and most skillful politician that the yes side has and that includes Sturgeon.