Cosmic Joe

On the receiving end of cuntish behaviour for the first time since the outbreak, walking to shop there. Passing by some absolute cretin, who chose that moment to exhale cigarette smoke in my face. Regretting now that I waited until reaching the shop before putting on my mask

Punctured the roof of my mouth eating a Boost chocolate bar three days ago straight from the fridge. I'm still not in a good place* *No Lochee/ Methil jokes please comrades

When you realise that Scottish commentators need to up their game

Have you ever tried to properly clean all the high up surfaces in your kitchen with just using a frying pan occasionally? f**k going back to a deep fat frier.

Good

Better than oven chips hopefully?

No, with the greatest respect, she is wrong. Let the kids speak their mother tongue

I fell out with my mum over that very issue, as I refused to correct my two children as it was common usage in the playground. Never felt comfortable with the "speak proper English" argument.

Agreed. Most chip shops fail to do a decent battered haddock. When done properly a fish supper is excellent

Any excuse...

So your book - was it written by this Snyder chap? Perhaps if he changed his tone, posters might be encouraged to engage in a discussion with him. I doubt very much that will happen. He is probably a sad individual. I feel sorry for him as he clearly has very little going on in his life other than attempting to noise up fellow football fans on a forum. I admire your fortitude WRK, but he is almost certainly best ignored.

Buttered toast

Marmite on buttered toast topped with baked beans is the dog's dangly bits

Aka the full nap...

The Darvel FC thread...

Any protection to who?

Fucking hell

I've worn one in the workplace (health and social care). The first half hour or so was as you described, but I got used to it. Someone also helpfully advised me to squeeze the wire bit around my nose, which stopped my specs from steaming up

Bozo is a polite way of describing these cretins imho

Banana fritters

Or becoming mentally ill. I think I'll await the outcome of the enquiry...

Showing my inner male

Todd's managed to report this correctly.