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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Yes
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    Folk that film themselves giving cups of coffee/sandwiches etc to homeless people. Just do it. It's a good thing. Don't seek a round of applause on social media
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    Is that cheese on the curry?
  5. Cosmic Joe
    Do you take the battery out before posting?
  6. Cosmic Joe
    Where do you get this absolute guff from?
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    I'm well out of touch with trending European gloryhunters, but a little surprised not to see the Kopite wankers not in the top 5.* *May or may not be posted to see if that Kopite w****r is still lurking about like a bad smell*
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    Ooft!
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    That's plenty!
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    ... while leaving the chip pan on. Double whammy
  12. Cosmic Joe
    Give him a red dot Marshie, I double-dare you
  13. Cosmic Joe
    Have you carried out a poll?
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    The One Show. At first glance, it appears to be inclusive and diverse, but it rarely challenges any of the backward thinking that holds the UK back. Conveniently placed just after the tea-time news we get spoon-fed John Craven's Newsround for adults to make us feel good about ourselves.
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    Any of the above, with one individual carrying the virus. Nicola was quite correct issuing a telling. Sadly the chances of any of the above tuning in, far less listening, seem remote
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    A whole fennel. Must have been a misprint. Anyhoo...
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    Famously said that if the word No was taken out of the English language then Paisley would be speechless. John Hume's SDLP would have received my vote all day long. RIP
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    I'm going to attempt the scallops with oyster relish, pickled shallots, fennel, cucumber and grated apple dish from Saturday kitchen. Going to improvise with the relish, increase the amount of apples and scale down the quantity of fennel. A whole fennel? Somebody is having a laugh. That would kill this dish.
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    Sneering sarcasm
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    Tears of laughter more like
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Surprised nobody has mentioned the Santa isnae real theory yet
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    Because he's not bothered about catching the virus as he's unlikely to die from it. He's equally not bothered about passing it on to a vulnerable person who could quite well die from it.
  23. Cosmic Joe
    In my stint as a lower division commentator I used to quite enjoy issuing an apology seated next to some foaming at the mouth fan at Stair Park. Brechin fans were the worst for agricultural language being overheard on the mic but you never got the satisfaction of them overhearing your apology as you were up in a gantry, ironically beside a Presbyterian Minister filming the game for the home side.
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    In fairness, cooking in Italy varies greatly from region to region
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    Antonio Carluccio would have disagreed. But what did he know?
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