Cosmic Joe

Wasn't having a go at anyone. As someone who only got a C Higher in English I'm not qualified to have a pop. Was simply an observation

When we can't grasp the tense system in our own language, the chances of learning another language is significantly reduced.

Had a passive-aggressive encounter at the checkout in Lidl today. Guy behind me wasn't wearing a mask, but more importantly was right next to me. We had this staring contest, followed by me advising him that he should be two metres away. He then said he was only required to be one and a half metres (sounded like he was German, but this was Lidl in Dundee). Nevertheless, he was half a metre away at the most. Gave up and paid for my coronation chicken.

Is there such a thing as an ethical porn site? Asking for a friend obviously.

Two words: f**k That

This will only result in The Sun being replaced by the Daily News of the World. Unfortunately here are hundreds of thousands of gullible individuals out there

What's their stance on climate change?

A nil-nil draw is known as "nothings up" in this neck of the woods

I've met Liam McLeod. He's actually a really nice guy.

Morbidly obese

It's the local secondary. It's a traditional they have observed for decades apparently. Where is that?

The word "zero" also seems to have replaced "no" in the vocabulary for some reason. For example "There is absolutely zero chance of that happening." Also "One hundred percent" appears to have replaced a simple "yes" or "absolutely". I'm obviously getting old

Up the wrong dreel anyway, as it's clearly marked "crackers". Don't they do shite tasting American confectionery over there? Swift edit: "Crackers" being a racist term over there was not my intended point

In his head, he probably can

He quite clearly gets a kick out of flying in the face of scientific advice, as his views on climate change demonstrate. Personally I think he's a bit of an attention seeker

Thought about trying to think about how I would have fared back in 1980 as a lazy bastirt in one of the most socially deprived areas of Scotland. Got a bit bored with it tbqh...

It's the landing part that would give me the fear in that scenario

Deep fry the fuckers

probablement

Is Monday now the new Sunday?

Cook Eat Clean up

Trifle

Seafood Risotto