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  1. Cosmic Joe
    Aye, when she was 15 years old. Never forget that she is the villain in all of this... Supposedly
  2. Cosmic Joe
    Says the poster responsible for turning this into the Oh God it's Todd thread
  3. Cosmic Joe
    I'm quite looking forward to the new social distancing rules in pubs. Saves me having to listen to the pub bore, who would inevitably be droning on and on about how Lockdown was a waste of time, in addition to dubious views about other issues like climate change etc.
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    Got belted, aged 8 for losing my place at reading. Some might describe it as character building, but I'm still an arsehole with a low concentration span. So, fail, on so many levels...
  5. Cosmic Joe
    Sounds a whole lot more fun than teaching a bunch of gobby teenagers to be honest
  6. Cosmic Joe
    So you are now championing Trump's approach to the pandemic. As a climate change denier this is unsurprising
  7. Cosmic Joe
    Because they were drinking double malts?
  8. Cosmic Joe
    I'm flabbergasted that Inverness and its surrounds has RAF schemes
  9. Cosmic Joe
    2 minutes and 16 seconds without mentioning 1966
  10. Cosmic Joe
    Fucking musicians, ruining it
  11. Cosmic Joe
    Professor Longhair, on the other hand, got overlooked. Probably because he was dead. But all the same, the point stands. No James Brown, Lee Dorsey, Al Green, James Carr, Smokey Robinson, Gil Scot Herron etc
  12. Cosmic Joe
    Quite liked Elvis Costello singing All You Need is Love. Neil Young was predictably spaced out of his tits. I remember thinking at the time about the almost complete absence of black artists
  13. Cosmic Joe
    There is a big space at the bottom crying out for one of Throbber's rainbow knobs. Come on Throbber!
  14. Cosmic Joe
    They probably realise, like most educated Europeans, that they are bigoted anti-Catholic c***s
  15. Cosmic Joe
    A Chip Shop in Poznan by Ben Aitken. Liking it a lot
  16. Cosmic Joe
    Philpy has got previous for Lee Wallacing his neighbours. So I for one am putting my faith in the linolicking c**t doing the correct thing
  17. Cosmic Joe
    The analogy would work twice as well if he was wearing trousers as well as pants
  18. Cosmic Joe
    His biggest claim to fame was managing to create the stereotypical "canny Presbyterian Scot". Not a fan Big team found etc
  19. Cosmic Joe
    Enjoyed the milk stout...
  20. Cosmic Joe
    You're thinking about John Pelosi
  21. Cosmic Joe
    Discouraging holidays to Spain is unlikely to be a political decision by the Scottish Govt.
  22. Cosmic Joe
    Is it not "Hung like a stallion"?
  23. Cosmic Joe
    My daughter has been up from London working from home since just before Lockdown. She does a half decent number 3 sides & back and general tidy up, not forgetting the eyebrows. And no holiday chat pish
  24. Cosmic Joe
    I noticed that Tesco have ditched their one way system today, although we are still required to maintain the two chevrons apart
  25. Cosmic Joe
    Out of interest, what do you think the BLM movement was created for? It pretty obviously started as a reaction to the disproportionate numbers of unarmed black individuals being killed by white policemen. Unless you have another explanation...
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