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    Next to go?

    in Scottish League 2 General Chatter

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    14 minutes ago, macclyde+ said:

    Got a crystal ball aye ?

    Good to know we should be preparing ourselves for the Lowland League, despite the fact even if we finish bottom we still have a playoff.

    Be interested to see how many posts you make about your own team as to the ones you mention Clyde in.

    You appear to have a massive chip on your shoulder, were you bullied by a Clyde supporter at school perhaps 🤔

    Aye, that's right I went to school with a Clyde fan 😂

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    Peterhead v Clyde

    in Scottish League 2 General Chatter

    Posted · Edited by Cosmic Joe

    10 minutes ago, BullyWeeStonehouse said:

    You know the answer.

    There’s Clearly not much going on up in Methil if our kitman still being at the club is the only tangible excitement in your life. 

    Well, I now know the answer.

    We are motoring on quite nicely down Methil way thank you. I do take an interest in lower division Scottish fitba in general, but your wee radge of a kitman did make enough of a spectacle of himself after our play-off game last season, so I do like to keep tabs on these cretins.

    Anyhoo, I shall watch your efforts in avoiding the drop with interest.

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    Peterhead v Clyde

    in Scottish League 2 General Chatter

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    3 hours ago, BullyWeeClydeFc said:

    You claim to be an EF fan, are still talking about our incident v Stranraer that happened months ago. Get a grip pal

    Been watching East Fife home and away for over 50 years sunshine, so yes I think I can claim to be an EF fan.

    And that fat wee excitable mess of a kitman has previous for making an arse of himself.

    I notice you are all avoiding the question of whether or not he's been emptied. 🤐

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    Peterhead v Clyde

    in Scottish League 2 General Chatter

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    14 minutes ago, Clyde1235 said:

    I think teams in recent years have been so pish he looked good but now we are at least getting semi capable footballers he looks very poor at times

    Semi-capable 😂

    You guys are funny. One week you are destined for relegation, the next week you are dug's baws when you conjure up one win in row.

    Has that embarrassment of a kitman been emptied yet?

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    P&B’s Greatest ever Scottish Sportsman

    in The General Nonsense Forum

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    13 minutes ago, pozbaird said:

    One thing is for sure, a single comment from the Scotland v Norn Iron commentator has given P&B an entertaining thread to help see us through a pish international break.

    Now, where’s the Eve Muirhead photies? I just want to look at her eyes. If there’s a thread about the most gorgeous eyes in Scottish sport, it’ll be a short thread. 😍
     

     

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    She's got Dickie Davies eyes

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    Unpopular opinions.

    in The General Nonsense Forum

    Posted · Edited by Cosmic Joe

    7 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

    Reminds me of the time I rather ill-advisedly attempted to teach a guy with learning disabilities the East Fife Scottish Cup winning team. Not particularly proud of this, although it was years ago.

    Anyway, we got as far as the first four.

    "Milton, Laird, Tait, Russell...."

    "....What comes after Russell?"

     

    "Sprouts"

    This is actually bringing back memories now. The guy in question had autism on quite an extreme scale. He was built like a shithouse door but was completely harmless. He had this thing about shoes when they weren't on someone's feet. They had to be placed together.

    Anyway, we stayed in this posh part of Bristol and I supported this guy during the day gardening and building fences and teaching him East Fife teams etc.

    Unfortunately he used to keek into neighbouring houses and see shoes all over the place. At night he would sneak out, break in and try to remedy things.

    Absolute havoc. It didn't help that he was a person of colour.

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    Unpopular opinions.

    in The General Nonsense Forum

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    6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

    ^^ Recites names of cup-winning squad whilst 'pleasuring' himself.

    Reminds me of the time I rather ill-advisedly attempted to teach a guy with learning disabilities the East Fife Scottish Cup winning team. Not particularly proud of this, although it was years ago.

    Anyway, we got as far as the first four.

    "Milton, Laird, Tait, Russell...."

    "....What comes after Russell?"

     

    "Sprouts"

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    Unpopular opinions.

    in The General Nonsense Forum

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    1 hour ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said:


    Making it to the semi finals of a major tournament is something I’d be willing to bet I never see Scotland do. I don’t think I’ll ever witness a player as good as Bale play for Scotland. It’s annoying as a fan of a bigger and more traditional football nation that Wales fans have experienced that.

    It’s also why a lot of diddy team fans (especially Hibernian) are bitter about St Johnstone Football Club. We’ve been much more successful than nearly every Scottish club of a similar size in recent history and it’s made fans of other clubs very resentful. If we’d been pissing about down in the Championship for the last 15 years then the level of bitterness would be nowhere near the same level.

    One of the best going off at a tangent posts I've seen in a while. Have a greenie.

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