Venti
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42 minutes ago, Lurkst said:
I remember in France for the 1998 World Cup, driving up to Lyon on the A7 we crossed a bridge and noticed a whole section of the parapet was missing. There were no cones or emergency vehicles around so I assumed it had just happened.
Got hold of a paper the next day and there was a photo of a lorry lying in a river about 100 feet below a motorway bridge. My limited French was not required
Pity it wasn't the Moroccan team bus.
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7 minutes ago, Old Diamond said:
Wonder if the Mothman was spotted in the last few weeks
Made that reference on the X thread yesterday. Noone got the Point Pleasant reference.
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16 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:
Wibble wobble jelly on a plate.
Like Partridge's table at Apache Communications.
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5 hours ago, RawB93 said:
I'm tall as f**k but even I still can't believe how big professional goals actually are when you're standing in them.
Must have T-Rex arms. I'm 6'2" and I can reach a cross bar. I don't consider myself tall.
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1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said:
Bizarre. I couldn't give a shite about friendlies tbh. Haven't bothered to watch either of the games and wouldn't have cared had we won both of them 3-0.
Exactly. Lets just do it when it matters.
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Haggis pierogi for all.
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Gareth Bale, Prince of Wales, Tam Jones, Anthony Hopkins, CZJ, Sir Richard Burton, DAME Shirley Bassey.... can you hear me. Dame Shirley Bassey.
Your boys took a HELL of a beating. A HELL of a beating.
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Not seen so many bucket hats since Oasis Balloch '96
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Just now, jimbaxters said:
LewandowSKY will sky the decisive pen.
Missing open goals mate.
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I just think that the tournament format might be more open & suit us more.
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We'll still win the Euros. Friendlies are merely a setback.
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Plot twist: We're intentionally being shite to lure Germany into a false sense of security.
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That looked sore AF on Robertson. Ankle just bent. Hope its not serious/ligaments.
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Were there any Mothman sightings?
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10 hours ago, Newbornbairn said:
There's video of the Russians cutting off one guy's ear and trying to make him eat it. Also wiring up another one's balls to a car battery. Expect they'll say whatever they've been told to.
Mike Tyson has entered the chat
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18 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said:
Have you ever seen the inside of their mouths?
Terrifying.
Your Halitosis is more terrifying mate.
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When you finally re-negotiate your broadband/TV contracts & save yourself money & stress.
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9 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:
They say that penguins mate for life but they all look exactly the same so what's the point in straying?
I am a man. I have a name. Oswald Cobblepot.
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Cannae believe Shankland missed that.
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Some save
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Even though we're 1-0 down we've been good.
John McGinn's arse is like a shield.
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So much for 'total football' fucking hatchet men.
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We're winning the Euros aren't we?
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Thought we were in there. Fffffffffffffff
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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People who say the last season of Game of Thrones was shite.
The last episode was bad, but they seem to forget the Battle of Winterfell was in that same season.