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Where's Warbs? Everywhere. Seethe2

"I’m not saying [Dominic Ball] would have changed the way things turned out, but he is 6ft 2in." - Warburton I'm not saying that Marvin Bartley would have stopped them from scoring, but he is 6ft 3in. We were shafting The ***s; every inch would have counted. #sizematters #sixfoottwoinchesofballs #sixfootthreeinchesofshaft #i #getting #KingDom#

'This is not what you wanted. Not what you had in mind…'

Cheers mate. You can barely see the edit. I removed Levein's scruffy beard and gave him a more respectable suit as the original is disrespectful. Let me know what you think mate.

Mods, thank you.

Mods, please.

Do you mean buying shares in the club? The last percentage given was over 20%, in August 2015. I'm not sure whether that was the percentage of shares sold or the percentage of the club 'bought' by fans; I pay plenty of money but not much attention. A better alternative to 'buy into the club' was offered after this date too, where fans can buy directly into the club rather than indirectly through Hibernian Supporters Limited. I imagine there will be further updates & advertising if we sell ten thousand season tickets before August.

Can someone get me a sour straw? Off the pitch, Hibs are also experiencing an upturn in fortunes thanks to a certain success on the pitch. It may not be as significant as the one sparked by Hearts' impending death, but Hibs' self-inflicted wounds are finally being addressed by our very own Dame. It has been a club of contrasts, where Hearts have experienced a furious rise, fall and recovery whilst Hibs have half-heartedly struggled to avoid sucking the lifeblood out of themselves whilst pissing away any promise & potential. I will be envious when the stadium improvements are completed; the compact single-tiered stadium should be perfect for amplifying the atmosphere of the crowd. A hint of Hibby jealously pervades; the club ran into their troubles head-on and came out sprinting. We, on the other hand, have repeatedly shot ourselves in the foot whilst putting the other foot in our mouth and tried to stumble forward regardless. I predict that Hearts will fare better than Aberdeen next season, but will not have enough to challenge the money being poursed into Celtc & StrangerDangers. And some water for this bitter pill to swallow:

It's a USB wire, presumably to charge his phone before he gets charged after charging at Wallace. I'd like to know who was in charge of security. They were charged with protecting us from charging & barging from the bargers with mobile phone chargers. When Wallace is discharged, I'd like the photo enlarged to see if the charged were barged by the mobile phone charging, trout-pout enlarging, still 'at-large', did you even go to Largs?, vaginal discharges who are by and large deserving of their charges. They won't be overcharged even in the event of a surcharge after their barges with chargers from mobile phones; large or small, bin them all... Where am I?

Oui, je t'aime…

Haven't you heard? Stokesy stokes the fanny fires. Danny Handlers gets seconds to fan to #flames.