Mon Dieu

'I'm guessing the Dads had one of the many typical and non-creepy reasons in mind with thinking of names..........just a pity Akira is a unisex name in Japanese!' According to Wikipedia: In Scotland, it is an anglicised version of the Scottish male name Acair, meaning "anchor". Anglicised/Loan-word names are not uncommon, especially for Japanese-English names. 1. And? 2. Incorrect. - Perhaps the father/mother (there's a female involved too, you know) used it after searching for names on the plethora of 'name origin' websites? - Perhaps they have a love for 'Akira', one of the most popular manga comics/films in English-speaking countries? - Perhaps they wanted something similar, but different, to Kira? - Perhaps they wanted to name her after an Akira that isn't of the pornography-partaking persuasion? Of course not. It must be those sweating, feeling like a beast, "Japanese school girl Asa Akira" porno-watching Dads. You avoided making yourself look like a complete creep again. Don't sweat it!

I've given one for this post, in case I forget. I've just given you another one, just in case TGIG forgets. #greenzmeanzm9z

Forum's fucked. Completely cunted.

Consistently good contributors banned, absolutely atrocious posters prevailing and a storm of shocking stanzas & songs. P&B is dying; the king is dead, long live the queen. eta: I'd like to nominate @Rudolph Hucker (and what looks like a lot of additional aliases), @ashton and @Sinclair Street for a combined 'Heads Gone'. They appear to be engaged in some sort of war of attrition, confined to each others' profiles.

Not content with crap poems, @Black and White Tragic has resorted to laying waste to the Raith Rovers v Dunfermline thread. No shite sonatas or stanza stools; they have now completely lost their shit and posted two photos of 'number two'. Whilst AidsMileBU fabricated the flinging of faeces, this Dunfermline fan is defecating on match threads.

Rio 2016: Daily Beast 'sorry for outing gay athletes' A combination of recently popular P&B topics, posts and buzzwords featuring: Rio 2016 Daily ***** Entrapment Outing people in the closet Tinder/Grindr Grassing Prescience & Bovril?

Feel 3 2 use it. (A regrettable zinger - it's a shame that the good Bear had to bear the brunt of the banter.)

SlipperyP could be a 'Lee' away from getting them banned. Don't give them leeway SlipperyP; give them a break from P&B.

Poets everywhere. @Poet of the Macabre has a name to live up to. @Black and White Tragic has lived up to theirs...

@Black and White Tragic responds to an update of the 'Magic Hat' song. Link /thread

I think you'll find that's my ability. isthourighteous? @Pete Rockwell

Günther's wife is gay though, so it's okay.

'Rangers Seal' asked me to bump this. Here he is sneaking into shot as Stubbs lifts the cup: (ha ha ha, what a sneaky seal) And here he is trying to blend in to the Hibs celebrations: (sneaky, sneaky) He even managed to get onto the open-top bus: (he's lucky The Polar Bear was busy celebrating) By this point, I think it is fair to say that his allegiances changed: (Sealsy! Sealsy!) And finally, here he is sealing the Scottish Cup for the Hibees:

I can feed the entire forum with five loaves of thread and two .gifs @Pete Rockwell

As a full-fledged member of the #flamegang (and Messiah of the m9s)... I would like to offer @throbber a place in the m9s. Throbber can have the place that @Pete Rockwell failed to achieve. Go with Rod, Give Francks & Say Jase before dinner.

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I am sorry for not including you, my child, but I didn't know if you were a believer. Regardless, I thank you and hope that you will receive me. (Mon Dieu took the thread and he broke it. After giving thanks, he said: "Take this @Pete Rockwell and eat it - this is the blood of P&B which I have given up for you - do this in memory of me.")

We finally have a song to mark our glorious day. Tune: Do-Re-Mi Goad - a jeer, to draw them near May - a month to batter **** Me - I maimed a *** myself Scarred him as he tried to run Flowed - the blood turned Hampden red "Ha!" - I gloated as he bled Lee - I left that grass for dead Then the Zing King wrote this Goad (Ode-ode-ode)

The bit at the end? Sorrow… Sorrow…