1 - I am genuinely good enough to have played football for a living, and equally as genuinely have never had the slightest interest in doing so. 2 - I have never lived in Motherwell, or Lanarkshire, nor anywhere near it. 3 - One of my very best and closest friends is a fairly big international pornstar/glamour model. 4 - I've sold just under 4500 CD's in the last 9 months and I still can't get a record deal, so after being full time for the last 18 months, im going back to a proper job, starting next Monday in a call centre...and it's cutting me up like you wouldnt believe. Although im pretending to everyone that im fine with it, and that it was part of my plan anyway. 5 - I havent been to sleep yet. I tend to do this a couple of times a week, and i've absolutely no idea why. I really hate the bit between going to bed and falling asleep, which sounds ridiculous but it's true.