Sergeant Wilson

It's at times like this I see the sense in The Taliban banning music.

Aye, it's all changed since my day.

I will defer to our Perth colleagues to review tractors. But with my technical knowledge I know they have big wheels at the back and wee ones at the front.

Weather permitting.

A couple on the Shotts staff were booked. Although I think he booked the wrong man after a shout he didn't like. He was behind the defender for the penalty with a decent view. The defender's arms are clearly within his body frame and out of sight of the ref. If he can't see his hands how can he give a penalty.

I'm behind the home dug out and I'm not the slim ones with hair. All the decisions look even worse on video. Sending off for jumping too high, penalty for hands in the general vicinity of the ball, second for looking at the attacker in the box. There were others as well.

Launder money.

A diabolical liberty! Second penalty to make it 3-3 was particularly ludicrous.

Does the council do her hair as well?

Aye right!

Good luck selling that.

Why is 9th in Div 2 playing HL winners, did you miss a play off?

The Wandering Jew will be lucky to see it.

I act normally and they avoid me.

Not as funny as an unexpected weather event.

Ae Bus stop could enter.

Why do they need to have even numbers in each region? If the East went up to 80, where would the teams come from?

Ok, let's agree they were wrong in your case and have realised that. Should they just keep making bad decisions?

I was upset about Joey. The Titanic..? Hey ho.

No. I've been trying to pique her interest in something a bit novel for the next car, but she "wants a new one". Ideally, I'd get a Kubelwagen kit and get someone to build it.

I went to his house, but he wasn't in. I suppose that explains why.

Don't we all.

Right next door to St Rochs, really? That's another very bad idea.

Give them to my wife with everything else.