Sergeant Wilson

No longer a Livin Thing.

You'll be hearing from my solicitor!

Anyway, as I was saying...

The broken fence looks like the least of his worries.

Given the chance though?

I can't remember last season. I'm surprised I can remember as much about tonight.

Who wouldn't?

At the risk of sounding like the bad loser I am, I thought a draw would have been a more accurate reflection of the game. Shotts were much the better team in the second half, without really causing the keeper any problems. He'd one good save, the goal was a clear foul on the Shotts defender as well. I'm theory, plenty of points still available, but need to find some goals.

Shotts 0 Johnstone 1, HT.

No! I don't believe you.

Brian McDeidie

FTFY

I'll send you a copy of my list.

You could add record breaking concerts in Sun City during apartheid. Great bunch of lads

I remember elderly neighbours being old cùnts, always complaining. You were glad when they died or got put in a home.

I'm a bit unclear, are they disabled pensioners?

Aye but you've had 5 years of being second only to Clyde in the point and laugh league.

"Who's your Father, who's your Father, who's your Father referee. You haven't got one, you haven't got one, you're a b*****d referee". One for the oldies there.

I once drove my old Laguna with both front windows down and a clothes rope slung under the car to hold a trailling exhaust up. If I'd braked suddenly I'd have been halved in two. The car sounded like a Lancaster Bomber. I was on the way to get it fixed to be fair.

Livingston are due an insolvency, maybe their 1st team will put an application in.

He's in the hall as well. It's actually good value, if you have that kind of money.

He's bullshitting you. Nb, that was autocorrect to bullfighting, which would make a better story.

Aye, most of the willing mugs will be too old now, as well. It shouldn't be a big deal anyway, Doctors just look stuff up on the internet now.

In my limited experience, smaller clubs will talk a Doctor who supports the team in to doing it.