Seymour Skinner

I literally just found out earl sweatshirt was playing last night... Pure raging man

White

To be fair, I was getting those adverts as well

mate, you do realise those adverts are based on your search history

Ostrich

Fast and furious 6. All I heard about it was how it was much better than all the other ones and how it was actually a good film. It was on the tele so I decided to watch it. It was what you expect from a film about racing with vin diesel in it: horrible. Vin's only lines seemed to be grumbling at some woman and just snarling in general. Paul walker was worse. I don't think much needs to be said about him tbh. The movie it's self was ridiculous, vin diesel flew through a fucking car windshield to catch a woman then landed on another car and was unharmed. What the f**k? Diabolical film. 2/10

Caramac

Lonely island - jizz in my pants

Sea

Tits

Metallica - one

Ban

Queer

Eminem - the way i am

Kelly Kelly. Wid.

Will smith - men in black

Cream

Wiz khalifa - young, wild and free

I seen a "like if this was the best day of school" post with a picture of something to do with world book day. No it fucking wasnt, the only people that actually enjoyed picking books out in primary 2 were vls and wierdos

Nostalgic defending, or defending of any kind. For example, someone will post all the things an average 10 year old has now (phone, Facebook, etc) and say something along the lines of "back in my day, we had to play outside" or the even more tedious and annoying "I had a tamagotchi when I was 10". Music defending basically consists of people moaning about "our generations" music and how much they hate justin bieber. Each and every one of them are mouth-breathing scumbags.

Ride along. It was alright, some relatively funny moments but overall not great. 6/10

Too $hort - bitch

I currently have 1 month free next-day deliveries from amazon.

Ice cube - sic them youngins on em

Marginally bigger than mine I have been told i look like jesse pinkman