MOE Uh, hi, I'm Moe S.
CROWD Hi, Moe.
MOE Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.
The crowd gasps.
SIDESHOW MEL Whatever did you do, Moe?
MOE Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine.
(crowd applaud)
Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! Ha ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-yTpaESzkU
that whole bit is fantastic, but I couldnt find the full thing on youtube
Homer Simpson: You used to be a boxer just like me?
Moe Szyslak: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.