shahid khan

Missed the Estonian one there. Was still behind the sofa hoping Iceland were away.....

Glad San Marino got through. Tremendous entertainment. With the exception of Belgium not getting through, I felt the correct acts progressed from semi final 1. Slovenia’s song was nice I thought however it was a poor performance and could’ve done with more than they 2 just standing awkwardly with the guy randomly playing his guitar then keyboard. Roll on Thursday.

ROBERT WAGNER

Slavisa Jokanovic is available (unless he goes to West Brom in the next week) Would take big Sam but he wouldn’t come near us.

Championship special.

White gold on the I player. Absolutely tremendous.

Knows the score

Michael by some distance.

HIV boy is possibly the worst patter I’ve ever read on here tbh.

Is he deid?

Ray McKinnon

No thanks. A Dick just left us.

James Duffy

I think I won this last year. In again.

I’m surprised Keenan manages to construct sentences tbh. Boy is and always has been a roaster.

Refreshing to hear about looking to win every game and being competitive in the league than the dross from the last few seasons about competing with the likes of Livingston and having no chance against European giants Dundee United. Welcome to Morton Darren.

Moldova each way. Germany to win.

I think I love her

Thought the first semi final last night was really good. Thought that Israel lassie was bonkers but exactly the entertaining song that will do well. Ireland's song was good I thought and loved the cheer that came from the crowd when the dancers came on stage hand in hand. Lithuania's song was beautiful, Tremendous effort. Austria was another one I liked. Wife liked Bulgaria but I thought it was sh!t. Looking ahead to the 2nd Semi on Thursday, Wee Alexander from Norway appears again, 9 years after he won it, with a catchy pop song. Rasmussen is up for Denmark and a dancing robot from the usual batshit crazy San Marinese. Bring it on!

Wouldn’t be against this.

As someone mentioned earlier. John Sutton signed up for next season I believe. Alarming McCoist/Ferguson rumour also but think it’s just that, a rumour. Clear out needed. f**k off Morton. Another season ruined!

David is a smug p***k.

Part of me is saying "F**k Yous" Hope it fails but another part is thinking its only £25 quid. Lets see what happens.