Northern Son

It's only on my planner because I recorded the games on the day.

I have been missing football during these troubling times so have been trawling through the planner on the sky box. Just finished watching the New Saints away game and both legs of the play-off against Airdrie. Absolutely brilliant. The Handling and Froxy goals against TNS! Making Airdrie look like an absolute gang in the second leg of the play-off. What a team of heroes, and what a performance from big Tony Wallace. Good to see some youthful Sons P&B ers in raptures too!

Have we ever had a father and both sons having played for us before?

Aye, especially if it is wielded by a twat with bad hair and oversized shades...

@RockMusic I was with Wilf at Peterhead when he was told that the drum was no more and can assure you that he knew nothing about it. Your suggestion that he somehow engineered its removal is bizarre. He stated the effect it had on his health and ceased to attend matches. End of story.

What a second half from the Sons!

I think I have sunstroke. Thought we had taken the lead there

What a finish from PJ there!

Actually a good move and finish from us there

Keeper ain’t gonna save anything if he is diving behind his line

The app on my phone tells me that we won. Cannae be right, can it?

A fine selection of quotes from a much loved tv programme in a toilet cubicle at the University of Aberdeen.

Thought Duffy came across well on the radio. Was interesting to hear the scale of the challenges a manager at our level faces. Should be compulsory listening for some of our more excitable Facebook contributors.

I was getting quite irritated listening to him and the presenters banging on about how he was unfortunate to be sacked after a “wee blip”. There was zero acknowledgement of the poor fare that was being served up to the loyal support for so long. I was less than happy recently, after a 4 hour drive, to sit through the pish that was the Raith game. I would be quite comfortable in offering to have the sum total of Tam Cowan’s knowledge of Scottish football’s lower leagues inscribed on my left testicle with a Stanley knife.

Do I spy the old Glade Rovers keeper as well?

Signed on at Peterhead again yesterday.

Quality match day entertainment in store. Does the reformed line up feature a drummer?

The day is finally here. Safe travels to the stadium to all, especially those coming from afar e.g. Cyprus. Let's go and give the team the best, most vocal support they have seen from a diddy team in ages. Most of all, enjoy the day and store the memories. C'mon Sons! Let's do this! Bring the noise!

Poor Ally Roy must be so embarrassed to have this illiterate roaster fighting his corner.

Used by workers building the Forth Road Bridge?

The meeting is later today. Hoping that the room is set up like this...

Take a pinch of corporate bullshit and mix it with a soupcon of stupidity and you get email content like this... "I feel it would be good to have a meeting with the steak holders to discuss the project in more detail and get a better understanding "

Having had an opportunity to see the team in the flesh at the Peterhead game I have to say I was surprised when Gallagher bagged a couple of goals as looking at his overall performance it didn't seem too likely. You could not fault the lad's enthusiasm but to my mind, he looked as though he would not have been out of place in the Play For The Sons game. Oh, and Rangeman, your use of the term "fanny baws" towards a fellow Sons supporter does nothing to make your postings any more palatable. A bit of civility amongst our own should be a minimum requirement, punctuation would be an added bonus!

Frank Ross signed for Morton on loan from Aberdeen. Would have been a great addition for us <insert one of those new fangled emoji things signifying sadness>

Very decent signing indeed. Great lad and a fine young talent. Could have done with him at Dumbarton! Hope he does well for you.