Why does nobody use landlines anymore?
A couple of my mates have just been to my door after going to see Batman and they didn't bother phoning my house asking me to come. Apparently because I didn't reply to their text they just assumed that I didn't want to go, even though they know I hardly ever use my mobile, and I actually don't even have it right now.
So I've been stuck in this overly hot house all day doing f**k all. How shite.