Kneal Down Caster
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I'm sure the kids of your mates and yourself wouldn't feel like winners if they read your post.
Not the playing away part mate. I jest about all the infuriating things mentioned in the thread. He feels like a winner because it looks like we are all suffering. [emoji12]0 -
I have a mate that has always been single. He is in his forties now and after his ex workmates clubbed together to get him a hooker for his 21st, thinking he was a virgin. He has had spent the last 20+ years, shagging when and who he fancies, watching fitba constantly and does what he wants. Myself and my other mates are all married with kids and used to give him pelters, are all starting to think the big man just might have it right. I'm sure if he read this whole thread. He would say he was the winner !!!
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Pics or gtf
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Ooft need to edit that shit, however no matter what any can't says. It's still worth a week abroad per month [emoji35]
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My daughter has now been menstruating for a few months Add in the Kevin and perry attitude along with now being in sync with my wife. Please help me !!!!!!!!!
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I'm on route to Paisley.
Have a quick look at horrific club photos thread and make a swift u turn. It's not worth it!!!
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Best face swap ever !!!
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Who sits like that? Maybe I am just unfit but I domt think I could even get my legs like that never mind choose it for comfort reasons.
Hi. Buster Gonads. How you doing mate ??0 -
Aye. Heres a bit of material to do the above with, and if thats not enough to sway you, you can get lots of patterns to show what a zany funster you are.
Xmas ties !!! (Especially light up noisy fuckers)!!0 -
When 5 members of a gang get 20 years each, the newsreaders always say jailed for a total of 100 years. It's not a feckin relay they all do 20 years at the same time. FFS.
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When a new bar person has not been taught how to pour a pint and finds it totally acceptable to hand over a pint with a 2 inch head. Naw young man. Try again.
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Toilets in the Odeon Braehead.
"These restrooms are checked regularly"
TOILETS YOU FECKIN KANTS !!!0 -
Waiting for an urgent call but dying for a dump. You just know if I shit my kecks the call won't come !!
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How does this make the programme better? These twats standing 'at the closest point the media is allowed to be to Parliament'.
Get back in the studio and present the program in the usual comfort so you can do it properly.
Not very feckin confidential now, the BBC have just plastered it in huge numbers on everyone's screen!!!0 -
Glenn Hoddle [emoji35]
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I've had a spate of emails over the last few days urging me to come along to someones leaving do on Friday and I have absolutely no clue who they are.
And it's in Waxy O'Conners.
Need a feckin ball of wool to find your way back from the toilets. Not easy especially if blootered!!!0 -
Mine was in my head, where you sing it out loud?
Camper than John Barrowman singing campfire songs at campsie fells.
Lol. In my head also.0 -
Every time I hear news reporter Nina Nannar's name mentioned on the news, my brain can't help repeat it in the style of a police car siren.
Want to poke myself in the eye every time.
A bit late to the party but every time I hear Nina Nannars name mentioned I break out into Whigfield's. "Saturday night" song.
Don't know how to upload it to share but have a listen.0 -
Black Friday deals on Cycling sunglasses. 70%off at
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You must have a remarkably witty family when it comes to Christmas presents too, Joey?
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Because racial segregation is such a brilliant idea.. Is society going backwards now?
Porn Auditions. IMHO.0 -
This bint on the Chase.... Annoying as f**k to start with, then tops it off by taking the low offer. Cow.
Never ever see the chase as I am sound asleep after watching the pile of shite before it.
Imagine having a game show based on 2p slots at Blackpool.
Catch a fukcing grip.
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"The club should be contacting the SFA over this, as I see the next fixture at home against Motherwell they have their badge, maybe the SFA should contact them over matters to see it rectified.
Again when we think we are just paranoid proddys it just proves like the Motherwell game, the Hibs game now these c***s that everyone of them want a piece of us, time we fought fire with fire by complaining to our Football Association as this can be seen as bringing the game into disrepute by this"
Paranoid Proddys
Is this not to cover themselves as they don't know who owns the intellectual property and are covering their Arse not using any club crests ???0 -
It's the ones that Sssshhhhhhh you during their programme they are watching ( Coronation St / Eastenders / Reality crap),
But the minute something you want to watch comes on they can't shut the f**k up,
and they don't get the hypocrisy of their attitude.
The other halves favourite annoyance is when her mobile rings she pauses the live TV and chats on the phone in the living room,
You then have to listen to half a conversation for the next 5 minutes. Then they restart their programme which means if you are planning on watching something else on another channel when their programme was due to finish you will miss the start as the timings are all out of sync.
Is this grounds for a kick in the Pie ?
Mon - Fri. 7pm - 9pm. Soap addition. Whilst catching up on Facebook.
This is Not, I repeat NOT multi tasking. !!!0
Infuriating Things Your Partner Does
in The General Nonsense Forum
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To be honest he is already drinking himself into Oblivion. I would be surprised if he makes 60 (that's not a joke). I feel a bit sorry for his parents as neither him or his sister have given them any grandkids. I suppose we can all moan but sometimes you just have to appreciate what you DO have and not what you Don't.