Reggie Perrin

You gave him a job offer. He had no future at St Mirren of course he would sign for you (unless it was the type of desultory offer we supposedly made to keep Longridge)

Looking like AJ is struggling to suppress his secret desire to be Falkirk manager.

Used to enjoy watching games at the Recs before they put the wee gazebo where the big terrace was. Now you have a worms eye view of a tiny pitch.

Will still be a fair number of renewals to come from people on holiday or about to go on holiday. I would expect us to be fairly comfortably ahead of last year's figure by league kick off.

Scott Shepard

You really are shite at this.

Asked this before but does anyone know what the problem between Hughes and Wallner was?

Totally agree with your Stainrod summary.

Mo wasn't so much over the hill at Hearts but detested Tommy McLean and was playing for a move. Saw him play for Hearts reserves at Brockville just before he joined us, barely moved out of the centre circle all game!

I was supportive of you when you started posting but I must say that you have been coming across as a wee bit too delicate recently, especially when you say you have been enjoying the banter on here for some time. The banter on here can be pretty scathing at times but as long as it is done with humor (the darker the better) and a degree of intelligence then all fine as far as I am concerned. May I suggest a wee browse of the General Nonsense section to acclimatize yourself.

That is Grim reading.

Will do a job but not a signing to get excited about.

Good luck to Taiwo but really think that his best days are behind him.

Great shirts, would have preferred white shorts though.

My first Bairns strip

Fixed it

Clearly we are very light up front so I would expect that to be the area we have still to recruit. My guess would be another 4 in before the league gets underway.

What a time to be a Bairn! Tannoy Man already searching for Duelling Banjos extended mix for the next visit of the Fifers.

Sorry Mrs Shepherd

To be fair you could probably come up with 30 seconds of Scott Shepperd looking like a player to post on You Tube.

But he doesn't have to live in Hartlepool any more.

A tiny bit of disapproval on here is the equivalent of an OBE in the real world. Batter in!

Soon be a link to the club website on Pornhub (whatever that is)

Less than gallant.

Random thought whilst waiting on the next arrival, how many of our new signings will Houstie even have heard of?