Stephen Malkmus

Up a place in the table even though we lost. It's a miracle.

Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as in heaven. Give us today our daily bread etc.

Scotland U-21 centre back Jeremiah Chilokoa-Mullen has wisely decided to sign for The Caley on loan from Leeds.

Bring back Edward Ofere.

We are massive.

This is a proper Butcheresque transfer window. Shipping out your Ross Tokelys for your George Brislen-Halls

As Livingston are an absolute basket case, the only motivation I can see is that he wants to personally relegate Ross County

My sources inform me that Duncan's son Cameron is on trial.

I love how Dunc's solution to this stat is just to sign a shitload of centre halfs to bring on at various points throughout the second half.

Derek Adams has claimed that its escape was less impressive than some monkey escapes he witnessed at Morecambe Zoo

Just watched a video with Alex Samuel where he claims he signed for Wycombe because their badge appeared to him in a vision. Then after signing for them, he converted half the team to Christianity. #GodisGood #GodsPlan https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqbbkNoJKdf/

Then Dodds went on to sign two members of their squad and gave them starting places in our team

Thank you Lord for the gift we are about to receive

Unionists' wet dreams actually involve beating the poor with sticks

With Alex Samuel harnessing God's power and Austin Samuels harnessing Allah's power we may never stop ascending

Big Dunc is cooking

Next.

The cry was "More Defenders"

And Samuel said to all the house of the SPFL Championship, “If you are returning to The Caley with all your heart, then put away the foreign gods and County from among you and direct your heart to The Caley and serve them only, and he will deliver you out of the hand of the Championship.” - 1 Samuel 7:3

I will contribute any money required to allow the club to invest in a decent camera for highlights. DM me Scot and let's make this happen.

Sandy's actually one of the most knowledgeable posters on this site.

Chilokoa-Mullen played in every Euro qualifier for Scotland U21s which is a good pedigree. Savage came through the youth system at Liverpool then played with Dunc's son at Newcastle after signing for them for £250k

We're building a squad with the sole aim of kicking f**k out of the league