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Has he made more mistakes than Martin? If so please provide details.

Crazy talk^

Top trolling from #Starkers tonight. "Islam is a dead non inclusive religion and hasn't produced anything of note for hundreds of years" "16 year old lassie to blame in teacher sex scandal" Some boi.

Pubic energy solution Ep=mgh (More grey hairs) A recent hush hush experiment in the Hardron Collider in Cern involving Christopher Lee And Ian McKellen traveling beyond the speed of light was seen as a great success apart from the instantaneous death of everyone involved.

Gaelic was invented by a crazy French tourist who visited the backward Isle of Mull in 567 AD. In those days the locals communicated by means of sheep slaughter and this simultaneously fixed the sheep shortage and communication issue in one. To this day nobody really understands it fully but fear stopping it completely incase sheep become extinct. You still find references to this day like the program Shaun the sheep which is an anagram of Earn Sheep Hush. Quite fitting.

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Scully Williamson Buchanan Paterson Whittle McAusland Wallace Geggan Thomson Stirling Barrowman If I was the manager and had a full squad I would pick the above team. Natural width, experience and quality at the back and solid in the centre with the option of the two central midfielders pushing forward when it counts. Bit of a gamble with McAusland and Paterson plus the two full backs may not be the best defensively. Great option to have Fais, Smith Falkingham, Bryne to bring on once the other team has tired. We really need to start winning the battles and doing the basics and playing a settled hard working 1-11 who knows what each other will be doing and how to play with each other. I suppose the other alternative would be something like Scully McAusland Buchanan Martin Whittle Geggan or Spence Falkingham Bryne Stirling or Thomson Moffat Buchanan To me this just goes back to exposing our problems Unbalanced fullbacks, Geggan at times ineffective, Bryne and Falkingham are too lightweight to play in the same midfield. Moffat isn't up to speed but may work with Barrowman

Three signings certainly give us options and look quite sensible. Another winger or playmaker needed but only if we can afford it, let page and another couple go on loan.

I miss the old nutter sammy the tammy. Going over the handlebars on his bike, made soccer am. Soaking the qots fans with a water gun. Doing the river dance in front of raging celtic fans. Sledging down the steps of the Norrie so fast that he would've probably killed anyone in the way! Stephen Pressley cardboard shoes. Driving an imaginary cardboard tank at Raith rovers fans and best of all getting reported to the police because some dafty took offence. One Raith fan said: "It was a great atmosphere in the run-up to the game. But then this clown came out in a cardboard tank and made a motion as if he was firing at the Raith fans. There was the sound of gunfire playing over the speakers too, so other people must have known it was going to happen." Glorious.

Would swap Millen for Cappy the Cat tbh.

STV Edinburgh, it's everything I dreamed it would be! 40,000 peak viewers, what's the point.

Fancy swapping right backs? This Millen boy is good.

Ugwu was harshly let go at the Pars. He was our top scorer but was a bit raw in terms of fouling and positional play.

Suppose we can afford to lose a midfielder, no idea what's wrong with Forbes he should be the best player on the park every week? Don't like the idea of him going to one of our rivals though. Would like to see us sign a Davie Graham type player that can play wide and through the middle if necessary.

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Was quite bad driving back from the fives earlier. Worst I've driven in for about ten years, stopped soon after though thankfully. Find snow quite hypnotic in the dark.

Is Page really any worse than Martin or Urquart?

I think we need someone in midfield that can win the ball with a bit of experience. Ryan Thomson is available at the Pars.

hmmm bit of a meh signing. A good replacement for Ugwu but he wasn't rated at Morton.

Definitely reckon a regular sleep pattern is good, usually I struggle to get tired until after midnight despite exercising. Sucks when your workplace won't consider flexitime and have to start early. As for the festive period it's pretty shit being stuck in by yourself that time of year but on the plus side I was hardly hungover and ate ok. Actually lost weight a bit due to taking a week off from the gym. Got too many things to sort out this year but trying to just be happier and more content every day and hope things follow from there. Going on ten years now since I started staying in and moving away from so called friends who just let me disappear without so much as a phonecall then acted annoyed when I tried to get back in touch. Don't know why I find it so hard to make me friends or just get out but I'm quite reserved and really have lost confidence after not being able to trust people. Have felt like putting up the lies and pointing the finger at one or two of them on facebook then deleting my account. Either that or asking if they fancied a game of baseball without a ball.... Really need to just let it go but when gullible people are thinking you're the problem when it was the other way around it's hard to deal with. Been trying to prove myself since and need to stop it and just try and be happier.

I like Air Max 1 Premiums, really nice shoe. Also prefer nike for the gym or football as Adidas fall apart or are really poorly made for sports. If you want to rip someone for nike shoes then I guess I deserve some for buying these I like them - haters gotta hate.

#milfsmashchallenge

Scott Brown is a clown who lies on the ground with his head open.

Pretty much face book summed up tbh.