BuddieInDundee

Who the f**k was responsible for the boy on the right?

I thought the whole lost and food Facebook sharefest had died down, apparently not.

I'm sure starting with a Northgate office in Dundee would be a better shout.

Braithwaites coffee with a bowl of Krave and a cigarette. All seems good in the world now.

The tesco beer aisle is surprisingly brilliant.

My mum still thinks this is a normal way to communicate with me. It's unbelievable how infuriated she gets when I don't reply or see it. I wouldn't say she needs sectioned, others may disagree.

Sol/Corona/Desperados have got to be the worst beers I've ever had.

Recently had a wedding invitation addressed to; Street Paisley, Glasgow Postcode FFS.

Just back in from a horrendous day at work, only to start it all again in 5 hours. I fucking hate the summer.

It's shit, but it's our shit and these cuntos need to realise that and be proud of our shit!

The same group who, when asked what team they support, come out with the automatic 'Scottish football is pure gash man' despite not actually watching any Scottish football since Rangers were in the top flight?

'My stress level is 70%!'

I'd be kicking the f**k out of Mitchell Johnson purely for having such a punch-able face.

That Thierry Henry 'and you have to ask me if this is the best league in the world' shite is making me more and more irritated.

That was tremendous. Australia batted like a team of Lyth's, absolutely no composure or discipline. Having said that Broad was absolutely outstanding. Clarke looks like he's about to go into a total meltdown.

Ah very true, I forget people have relatively normal jobs on here. You've just described a cracking night out, by the way.

I disagree. It separates the best from the rest. And you find out who really are the shlags. To be fair the people I work with are generally sound, you can make an arse of yourself on a work night out and it will be laughed about the next day and forgotten about the day after.

Do you work for the church? Last work night out I fell into a steep gap between a block of flats and the road, the polis had to get the fire brigade to get me out. Boss found it funny, even though I fucked my ankle in the process. I echo a statement from earlier, I'm not on the clock, they can't do anything (unless you batter a fellow employee etc etc, then things get complicated).

Very surprised to see disciplined batting from England. Was expecting the top three to be scuttled for 20 odd runs then panic setting in. As much as I criticised him earlier in this thread, Ian Bell has been excellent.

Well the Rangers fans are back in alarming numbers on my feed. It would be pretty satisfying to see them disappear after a horrendous opening to the season. Most of them are from Dundee as well. Jesus.

This. Frozen Planet, bacon rolls, coffee and lemon San Pellegrino makes everything okay again.

I suppose I wouldn't mind doing so. However I expect an apology for the riot caused by the republicanism on display. Flares and tricolours all over the place.

After speaking to the staff it has been confirmed that Go Home British Soldiers amongst other rebel songs were sung by a group of young lads yesterday. Jollys is my pub! Fantastic place if I may say so myself.

Hahaha. Are you sure you weren't shouting racist obscenities?

It's rather soulless. Looking forward to getting back to my usual one. You didn't happen to break their advertising boards did you?