Lol nah - the only bottle I've been into is a cough bottle! Tbh it just came into my head as a homebase advert came on the telly and it was making me think of all the house stuff that needs doing!
Any ideas what I can use to clean white pebbles? I have had them down at the front of my house for a wee while now (along with some purple slate) and they are starting to look a bit tired/dirty. Anything I can buy to spray on etc to freshen them up?