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Those IRA bars on the way to Celtic are fucking cringeworthy. Thank you.

We'll smash it mate. Worry not.

No good mate and the meal cost me a bomb. You at the game Sunday ? Might try and find a Scottish wife.

So is Moussa dead then? [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24] Thank you.

Calm this negativity lads. I'm up on the Sunday and I'll be the lucky charm. Thank you.

Top find!

Nope. Although I'm instantly hungry. Not used to eating just salad...

Meekings just accepted my follow request on Instagram. IT'S A SIGN! We're gonna win this tinpot league. Thank you.

Nope but it was pretty tasty.

Yeah, just had a mackerel, avacado, tomato, onion, courgette, cashew salad for lunch - #saladwanker

Top post mate. See Shrewsbury 'Legoland' for a fine example of a soulless bowl.

Meekings and Johnstone must be the two signings today...

Two new boys supposedly coming in today... One is apparently Denny Johnstone...

As a way of trying to shift some weight and get back to my old beautiful self I've decided to try and eat mainly fish and vegan food like an absolute w****r... Any good recipes you'd recommend please chaps?

Was at Bath City vs. Chelmsford Saturday and Millwall vs. Ipswich Tuesday. Next game will be Partick vs. Hearts then Dundee vs. Hibs.

Cheltenham!? I hope they go down. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Is this mobile version of this any good? I love the 2016 mobile version.

Is Shawlands full of hipsters?

Not a bad idea actually cheers mate.

Calm down chaps, all will be well. Has James Alabi signed yet? Wait, he's signed for frickin' Tranmere. Top 5 back up options... John Mills (Hereford FC) Christian Doidge (Forest Green Rovers) Kayden Jackson (Accy Stanley) Wes York (Gateshead) Sam Jones (Grimbsy).

3-3 draw in the first game of the season away to Kings Langley. I was away but the reports state that we were asleep for about 70 mins, woke up, scored three quick goals and let in a last minute equaliser. I'm still confident on being in and around the playoffs this year. The good thing about this league is that problems can be addressed quickly because the transfer window rules don't seem to be the same (unless I'm wrong). This was certainly the case with the two leagues below. IN BEADLE WE TRUST!

We're still on course for first lads. Worry not. Thank you.

Get on on the phone to James Alabi's agent quick Lord McCann.

Me too. [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

Who's this c**t!?