Girth

No surprise. Absolute vile simpletons.

Cigars out Dees - we’re gonna bend this league over. Thank you.

How many points are we off the top?

Brilliant signing. Obviously he’ll be off end of the season but if we can help him get back to his old self then all good.

What a signing!

Caulks and Berbs for a double swoop!? Well done Mr McCann. ???????????? Thank you.

An almost dead Gazza rocks up before the Hibs game for a pissy wave to the Loyal(ist) Bears and Sevco lose their bottle...coincidence!?

Well that’s two of us...GAME ON!

I’m feeling weirdly optimistic despite Allan and Hendry going. Please no O’Dea. Guy has forgotten how to defend. I echo keeping Murray as an impact sub. It’s got to be Waddell and Meekings in the centre. Thank you. Btw - is London Dees a thing?

He’s probably got AIDS or erectile dysfunction mate. I’m six pints in and off to see my new wife in Ireland tomorrow. NOTHING can piss on my chips.

I wouldn’t worry guys. We’re still gonna smash this tinpot league. Ross County first to be bent over. Thank you.

Did we? Ace! Sorry I've been in Slough where the internet is still a recent invention.

So we’ve lost Allan and Hendry and not replaced either but signed the Ginger Elephant Man... Murray will score goals but who will create them and does this mean O’Dea will be back in the starting 11!? No money for Bain either...jeez! ????????????

I’m out on the lash with work. So to conclude... Murray IN Bain OUT Allan OUT Please keep Allan. I know he can be a lazy Helen Hunt but when he’s on it he’s ace. Thank you.

Agree. Absolutely shocking excuse for a player.

I read somewhere Moussa is STILL our top scorer- this still the case!? ????????????

But fair.

Celtic can f**k off.

Definitely. At least!

Keep knocking 'em back Lord McCann.

We'd better not lose out to Crawley. Absolute non-entity of a club. It's now 26th January and we still need a goalscorer Mr McCann! QUICK!

What a twat. ????????????

#Dunkirk will never die mate. Thank you.

Sevco are gonna win the title this season now...

Don’t think so. I’m presuming Holt has said ‘I want to be a starter’.