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London Dee amigo?

No more pics of Fat Tommy please. He looks like a scene out of the film ‘Society’. Thank you.

N16 mafioso. Come on Tam! It's NEVER glorious in Perthshire...

New signing(s) today please Sir Neil. The weather is shit and I'm bored.

Sadly no mate. However, looked decent from clips I’ve seen.

Woking/Welling chap?

Probably didn’t do so well at Hearts due to the fact their pitch looks like a WW2 battlefield. The bounce/direction of the ball must be impossible to read especially with all those molehills and landmines littering the ‘pitch’. The fact that the average age in Hearts’ squad is about 54 (aside from Harry Cockring) was probably the reason he left. Welcome aboard Jack. Thank you.

I really want the lad to come good but just can’t see it happening.

Well played mate. My connection to Dundee is that I was student at the uni 2008 - 2009. I watched United first but found it too ‘family friendly’ for me (shit atmosphere Tbf). I went to Dens after and thought - this is proper. This was when Antoine- Curier was up front. Went to a fair few games that season. Been following ever since.

Surely Lord Bendtner will on their target list?

Going back a bit - did anyone ever get their hands on a 'f**k the DABS' scarf please chaps?

Disgusting c***s. These rockets need to be sent to the moon. I hope they go bust again.

Absolute delusion there! Like Stevie G can use a phone...

We're gonna be Derby County circa 1997-1998. Excellent stuff. I am drinking beer in the office. Thank you.

We only sign brilliantly named French players. #deelightful

I think 6th - 8th hopefully. Top six (dross out, new guys in) should be a goer.

Two promising young keepers as back ups is great for the future and good for the budget.

How old is Frecklington for Lincoln now? Would be a worth a punt if we lose Gowser/Kamara.

Get the feeling this boy could be a gem (despite coming from the carpet fuckers). Now, John Mills from Hereford up front please McCann. Thank you.

Hello all Ideally looking to pack in Japan/South Korea in two weeks in Jan 2019... Now, aside from Tokyo and Seoul - which other islands/cities/towns would you recommend? I want to pack in as much as humanly possible.

I’m English. Only people with learning difficulties like them.

Please take him. Thank you.

Montrose sadly collecting Dab rejects.

Not good news but £2 million isn't to be sniffed at...

Looks like Gowser may have fucked it.