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I'd heard about this from a mate who lived there. Does Japan have similar problems or not so much?

Millsy gone to...Bath City as we couldn't afford his terms apparently. Huge blow. We've signed Harry White from Chester (cockney rhyming slang!?!) who sounds like a different type of striker. Symons has played in Conference North before and did okay but he seems a new man with us. Lance Smith will come on. Myrie-Williams is a bit meh. Hopefully more to come...not expecting a promotion charge this year.

More random/semi French guys please Lord McCann. Thank you.

Falkirk next season...

Signings sounding promising chaps...top of the table or crushing Scamilton in the playoff final? Thank you.

Reading the St Johnstone thread (30 secs) it’s no wonder they’re all over our thread. Dull as f**k.

Stormzy having a meltdown here. Delicious.

Guy was a scummer.

Hi chaps Thanks to Bairnardo for the invite. The DABS seem to be signing some unproven minor league foreign players ...which lethal weapons has Dabslayer got lined up to keep the orange mess down and fire our dark blue brothers back into the big time? Thank you. #dunkirk

So you'll be around 'on the hunt' aye?

Hi chaps Looking likely I'll be up in your endz for August Bank Holiday weekend and I'll take in the Aberdeen game. Obviously, I'll also be looking to cement the Hidees relationship and see some comedy too. Any hostel and pub recommendations please? Where serves the best cocktails? Thank you.

I can only imagine this guy could not rap at all.

The bloke who helped me move house is a traveller. Unbelievably cheap rates. Then again, the bailiffs are hovering around his property 24/7 according to my mate who lives opposite. Apparently he's somehow chained his van to the drive so they can't tow it away. Unbelievable effort!

These St Mirren fans are cute. Thank you.

Few bands I just discovered (late to the party)

Easy 9 points Shirley?

Harrier

Do Scamilton have any other decent players we can nick?

I think Crawford could be a cracking signing.

And free bean burgers!

That's a real nail in the coffin. Forest Green Rovers are the most tinpot outfit going.

I was out on the brew last night mate. In the office struggling! Wait...you thinking of Barrio?

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