Girth

Bunch of absolute cowards.

Calibre - new thriller on Netflix. Really edge of the seat stuff this. Enjoyed a lot. Well filmed, good cast and tense. 9/10.

Lovely waistcoat though.

Mallan is going to absolute sword Sevco this season. Top signing.

Fingers crossed. He's absolutely guff. I see Danny Williams has made a mere one appearance for Accy Stanley since his move... Btw, who's this new English goalkeeper we've signed?

How much do we reckon he's on? He spends an awful lot on shit clothes and a Tony and Guy style haircut...

I have a Tayport scarf.

No idea what Croydon is like now but the best bet for you for family friendly football pubs is Crystal Palace/Forest Hill areas. Dinosaur park for the kids (if you have them), very green and lively but not chaotic and decent boozers unlikely to be packed with morons. This is handy... Crystal Palace pubs

I can't make any of those sadly but will try and get to a game in September... Damn, I miss the proper football season! Saturday 13th October - Stockport County away - probably first trip I can make!

Conference North fixtures out at 1 today! #awaydayplanning.

If you like Stoner/Doom/Classic Heavy Riffs...try my mate's band The Grudge

Delicious. The #dunkirk relationship has (sadly) been on the rocks recently...are we holding hands and running into the sunset together again now?

Should be a corker. Did you like his stuff with the Mescaleros?

Definitely. We should be winning this tinpot league by Christmas at the latest. Thank you.

Kawashima still Japan’s number 1!? [emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]

I never thought I’d get sunstroke being in Paisley all weekend. 🤦🤦🤦

This away strip is something a tinpot outfit like St Johnstone or Livingston would come out with. I am unimpressed. Thank you.

How old is he? Hearts only sign the oldest of players.

My new work crew are generally okay except for one absolute Chris Brunt. Is there one absolute twat in every office!? Some of them aren't exactly 'fun' though.

Do we need a new Quarterback!?

I think Haber can be a useful option up front if McCann gives him a chance and he puts some effort in... However, his ‘fashion’ sense and Instagram page makes me want to run him over with a steamroller.

I'm extremely tight!

I really like last year's one. I always wait for the price to fall!

New top looks awesome. How's the quality?