Griff Sheridan

I have no idea how he generated enough power to knock him out. Carwinesque.

Hibs are in a bidding war with us.... to remove any bids put in for him.

Scenes! How Dixon wasnt sent off earlier for that kick I'll never know.

I used to look forward to the Junior Cup Final being on TV at the end of the season. Two teams of haddies kicking each other and the ball straight up in the air. Have missed it not being on the last few years, but this game has more than replaced it. Woeful stuff.

The boy Mikkelson up front is never a football player. Not sure what he is, but it's not a footballer.

Gary Copeland? If only it had been......

Aye, saw that earlier. I'd put the shortest referee available on it, for amusement purposes.

But......

Fair enough.

I'm sorry, but that's almost as ridiculous a statement as one or two of our fans who'd allegedly rather lose playing attractive football than win playing like St Johnstone. No club with any ambition gives a shit about shifted kick-off times in the Premiership and the inconvenience of hosting the ugly sisters (and taking in the money from those fixtures).

Does that make her a Toothless Terror? #Conegate

There's definitely going to be a mass brawl before 90 mins are up.

Hahaha.

Kuate looks like a man who knows his football career is over. He's either going to punch someone or score goal of the season.

Yes. He should express his regret through the medium of dance.

I sense heartbreak for United. Accies are staying up.

I wonder who wrote it.

War Chest List? War List Chest? Chest List War?

The new shape doesnt suit Amoo at all. He can't cover right back. I liked him, but can see why we've gotten rid if we've someone else lined up.

Next time he's in can you get him to confirm whether Kris is short for Kristian, Kristopher or just Kris?

So "Bullitt" is Kris Doolan?

Keown looked very emotional at the end (props to him, Dools and Cerny for staying on after the final whistle), I'd think that's the last time we see him in a Thistle jersey. Cracking player and seems a decent guy. Hope he goes on to have a great career.

In what way did he stop them leaving?

"And then I said: We should re-sign John Baird". "Whahahahaha!"

I can't fucking stand her. Unfortunately no-one is going to beat her, so I'll continue to be disappointed.