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I'd imagine Farmfoods and Tesco cola are the exact same thing, produced by the same supplier, only packaged differently. I don't really drink much Cola because it's bad for my teeth and also makes my pee go a funny colour. I usually stick to water or barley but if it's a special occasion or social gathering like a christening, conservatory warming or if I've purchased new BMX tyres then I'll have a couple cartons of Um Bongo (no more than 3 if I'm the designated driver).

13 July 2015 - the day Jackson Longridge put Sergio Canales flat on his arse.

clyde are a gd team lol could be a tricky game

10 quid to save our deer pls

Just out of interest did yous have any decent performers last season or where they all shite? Can't believe how bad a season Dunfermline had.

Yeah it was the game right after you went into admin. I'm surprised he's only 20, thought he'd be a wee bit older. Hopefully Burchill can get him on form a bit, we have a young squad and he seems like a motivational manager, so I'm certainly not gonna write him off, I have a feeling he could be a good signing.

He looked dangerous against us in a game at Almondvale a couple years back. I'll judge him when I see him. Welcome to the Amber Machine, Ross Millen.

I'd imagine so.

The look on Davie Moyes' face when he walks in on big Shags ploughing through his daughter. Bring on the Sociedad

If doing a backflip and getting injured after scoring 2 tap-ins is wanting to win more than the rest then fair enough, but the most passion I saw all season was Shags v Cowdenbeath and Jason Talbot on various occasions. Sekajja was a complete sand dancer. Whit? One of the easiest ties possible. Can see us winning 3/4-0.

Livingston fans aren't great at judging players, tbh. Sekajja was some kind of weird cult hero last seaosn, countless folk on my Facebook tugging one out big time when we re-signed Boulding, Mampuya was a cult hero when he was with us, the 'feed the hippo' patter was in full force all season, even in November. Keaghan Jacobs won POTY and not Gallagher, one of the supporters groups even gave POTY to Darren Jamieson FFS Very little was said about Gallagher, Shags got abuse all season and nobody could see McKenna was a half decent player. Enough has been said about Kyle Jacobs.

Word on the street is that yous tried to dip the bins for Gary Glenn but he told you to GTF.

I'm stealing that.

I'm going to Hamburg in August, but last night I had a dream that I was in a hotel bar in Hamburg chatting up 2 middle aged German women, when I saw a massive f**k off giant white spider on the wall. It was massive, about the size of a human and I was told that they were common in Hamburg because they came in off the sea. I frequently have a dream where I'm playing in a match at Villa Park between Aston Villa and Arsenal. The atmposphere is immense, I'm not sure who I'm playing for, but I'm playing right back, and in the tunnel on the way out Tomas Rosicky keeps patting my back. eta: Other than that I don't really remember many of my dreams that often, although I tend to have a lot of nightmares during the summer time. Nothing too bad just now though.

Got this fuckin stupid Sky shield pish right, can't even watch porn or that before about 10 night and it's blocked tinder on my iPhone, having to use 3G to banter this 7.5/10 and it's loading slower than a week in jail. Fucking bollocks man.

We've got hips and we've got shags, scoring goals and scoring slags.