ChewinGumMacaroonBaaaz

Old firm F.C. innit? To be fair to the numpty, it doesn't really matter which half of the franchise turns up. Same shit different sob stories.

The Bully Wee Clyde... the team that went tae the dogs..... and the dogs said "Park yer shitey caravan elsewhere ya plums. This is oor shite-hole!". It's like Begbie in Trainspotting, they turn up on yer doorstep on the run and you feel obliged to put them up and then they turn round and give ye pelters.... They're a "mate"... what can ye do?