Tony Ferrino
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Accidentally turned on some sort of dark mode on here. Htf do I turn it back?
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1 hour ago, senorsoupe said:
Fergie, (the one who was married to beast Andrew) has malignant cancer
How rude of her cancer to wait until after our dead pool entries were due before making its appearance
Lining up some sun tan adverts for freckly gingers no doubt
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6 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:
Pork and booze.
Ahh the 1990's.
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3 minutes ago, Left Back said:
Go back tomorrow night and chore it. He ain’t phoning plod (possibly) and your laddie gets a free car to ferry you home from the pub at weekends.
18 fucking years.
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Looking to buy my son's (18) first car. He found one on Facebook marketplace which we went to see and took out for a drive. Nice car, full service history starting in 2013 and the mileage increases add up. Said we'd let him know by tomorrow.
Got home, did a check with green flag and everything was ok apart from the tax.
The thing is the ownership. One owner up until June 2023 and then zilch. No registered owner. MOT was done in November and lasts until Nov 24. Tax ran out when it was sold in June last year, yet we went out for a test drive earlier and he said he'd been using it.
It's a really good car for my son and he would buy it if down to him and the seller we spoke to seemed to be quite open and honest. Although it was done from an industrial unit rather than a family home.
I've probably answered my own question.
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Bert Raccoon been on yet?
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On 14/01/2024 at 10:55, Venti said:
Dont know if you remember Ghostwatch.
Mr Pipes.
User name change incoming.
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I feel sorry for ghosts. Imagine being trapped alone in enternal afterlife where all you can do is rock chairs and bang walls.
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13 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:
I don't partake in any religious mumbo jumbo. Therefore I'll say "pardon you".
You ok ***?
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2 hours ago, 101 said:
Eggs are way overrated. Especially when they can be improved by mixing with sugar and or flour.
Got a feeling you lining up an egg joke ya devil.
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6 hours ago, Leith Green said:
9 days, 9 fucking days I lasted.
I blame my wife, Chilean Merlot with the pasta.
Bellisima, it has to be said.
Are you in prison.?
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Oh god. They're going on Only Fans aren't they?
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Hankie Froward.
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Comedy went to shit when Spoonerisms fell out of fashion.
Brankie Foyle
Cilly Bonnelly
Hussell Roward.
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JPS Williams died of lung cancer in the '80's.
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44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:
Is Jeremy Vine a nonce though?
He's a middle aged bloke riding a bike.
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Alan Sugar would have had a decent career if he hadn't invented computers.
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1 minute ago, pozbaird said:
Just came in and turned the darts on. I’m not a darts fan, haven’t watched it since the days of Jocky Wilson, but who the actual fcuk is the kunt announcing the scores? Is that the best the darts world has? I can’t listen to any more of that p***k. Sounds like one of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park with the mother of all sore throats, bellowing shite that sounds like ‘unnnnnnnhunnnnnnnnurrrrrrrrrrrAarrrrrrrrrthirtysix. The volume is now being turned off.
Bad day?
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23 minutes ago, Left Back said:
Hope the young lad gets his arse handed to him and there’s some controversy in the game.
The media meltdown would be outstanding.
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Wife got me 3 truckles (or whatever they're called) of cheese with bits of cranberries, blueberries and other shit in them. She knows that crap winds me up but she likes them so there you go.
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If there was a nonces telling jokes thread.
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23 minutes ago, peasy23 said:
Is that what Scissor Sisters were about?
Still don't get it.
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6 hours ago, Empty It said:
Sitting in the waiting room for the dentist and there is an auld wifey coughing her lungs up all over the place, that'll be me diseased just before all the Christmas parties, great.
Didn't apply your emergency mask hidden from the bottom of your bag?
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4 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:
I think it would be good idea for a national anthem to refer to a country and/or its people and not to one particular person and their supernatural support system.
God save are food banks.
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Quick Question Thread
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Cunto. Hope a tree falls on you tonight.