Tony Ferrino
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2 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:
"All the wonderful interviews in my show - yet I'll probably be remembered for that bloody bird!"
Blood, shit and brains after Rod's fall.
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Arm the posties.
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On 14/08/2023 at 09:37, Dan Steele said:
The satisfying pop of the lid when you open a new jar of jam.
In the 70's we used to fight over breaking the foil on a new jar of coffee.
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Elton John has bought his pet Rabbit a treadmill.
It's a little fit bunny.
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13 minutes ago, Herc said:
The ones that bang on about it.
Clear headed people talking about their unfortunate upbringings?
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1 hour ago, Dan Steele said:
Aye, damn those auld folk with their kid-on illnesses. They should be out hill-walking or playing squash like the rest of us.
When the Daily Mail is telling them GP's are getting £500K a year for 10 hours work a week, maybe they're just trying to keep them busy.
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Tom Finney, Bill Beaumont and Nobby Stiles all before I was 12. Nobody else since.
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53 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:
Jim Kerr will be Yewtree'd upon death. A very strange man.
Spill the beans m8.
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9 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:
"through" as in "through in"
Your dad's ben the scullery.
No chance of that.
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On 24/07/2023 at 15:58, kennie makevin said:
My gran used 'the morn's morn' and 'ben'. She was from Airdrie.
Mine was from Dundee, born 1910 ish.
What was "ben"?
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8 minutes ago, sophia said:
Give her a break, she just lost her husband to cancer
I do most of the cooking in our house as well.
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Let it happen Bass player
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3 hours ago, Gaz said:
I see that once again our state broadcaster is devoting huge chunks of its website to celebrating this shite as if its some harmless gala day.
Hopefully they could see the border in the Irish sea from the top of that.
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1 hour ago, tamthebam said:
Presenter John Kay has been off air recently but apparently he's on holiday.
Which is the worst timing since I booked a flight for 12th September 2001.. (true story)
No way. We all feel privileged to be the first people you’ve told that to.
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On 09/07/2023 at 14:15, bennett said:
Utterly mental stuff.
Would be a shame.
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Farage.
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2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:
Seems pretty reasonable to end it and come back tomorrow rather than having thousands of people staggering around London with no way home.
Then let those who need to go home leave and open the doors to those leaving the pubs at kicking out time. Not rocket science.
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2 hours ago, approximately dave said:
What happens to religious books if they are old and unreadable, are there instructions in the books on how to dispose of them so as not to offend?
I mean we don't really want to be knee deep in Bibles or Qurans trying to get about our daily business.
Have you ever seen the end of Raiders of the lost ark?
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On 29/06/2023 at 12:13, scottsdad said:
Sometimes rich guys eat lobster for dinner.
Sometimes it's the other way around.
Was that Cantona?
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1 hour ago, Ross. said:
Having put more thought into this since it was originally posted, I came to the conclusion that funerals are for the living and I don’t give a f**k how it transpires as long as the c***s who attend get whatever it is they want from the occasion.
A jukebox is a great idea.
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RIP James Craig Brown.
You lovely old sex machine you.
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24 minutes ago, Gareth_Glasgow said:
Can't make out a word he's saying tbf but his voice is surprisingly good.
At least he's dill dandin just about.
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The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2023
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Either that or digging a hole big enough for his wife.