Cowden til i die

Probably the worst keeper in the SFL.

Antell? :lol:

Really. I'd much Rather have Brownlie.

I always thought Linton's best position was left back. Many disagreed and he likes to play further forward himself but I liked him there.

Gordon wouldn't get into our team. Cawley would, McCord would as well. Meggat is meh and is probably better than Campbell though.

So Gary Glen is a big NO but White could form a 'great partnership'. Makes sense.

Cool story. Will read again.

That's one of the worst videos I've ever watched. The guy with the camera - who sounded like Craig Levein - had f**k all personality and the Hearts players had even less than him. They all came across thick and unfunny. Exactly what you'd expect from full time footballers tbh.

Yeah the one thing they had on their side was age. It has been a couple of years so it will be interesting to see how they have progressed. I'm certainly looking at Livi as one of the teams we can finish above - we still won't win through there though.

I've seen White and Ogelby in the league below this and they looked average verging on poor. It's a league two strike force, I just can't see them doing anything at all.

That's not true.

Jordan White also signing for Livi. Another poor signing I feel.

On a night out I once pretended I was French in an attempt to pull - my pal was my translator. It was all going swimmingly well (not really as I only know 'where is the library') until we approached a language student. She was not happy. Thought I'd share this with you.

I ken my shit.

Beuzelin?

I'm up for it - providing there will be physical fights for dessert.

What's his case?

Without spamming your thread I'm not joking. They are fucking excellent. Don't be wreckless though. Last time I was in I went steaming in and filled up on haggis, chicken and vegetable pakora with lashings of spicy sauce and popadoms. Wasn't room for any mains... Or the dessert on offer! f**k me I wanna go.

I get steaming drunk and drive my car through a well known foreign neighbourhood shouting profanities while using the N word. I think go home and beat my kids to a pulp if they make any noise. I'm sure most people do this anyway so it's cool.

They certainly had that deal on when I was last in. Unbelievable value when you think about it even if you can't make it through five pints due to consuming your body weight in haggis pakora.

It's pretty good for an Indian buffet. Great selection and great value.

Someone is awful defensive. I think it's clear that I meant goals at both ends much like last season - something your non defensive posters knew. But hey, you keep diving in there with two feet.

Linton was one of our slower players as well. Goals galore again at SHS I feel.

Lee (night)Mair signed for you lot. Should be a good signing but still a lack of pace.