moanthebairns

That was a fucking embarrassment yesterday. Full credit to Dundee United, they looked good, or we just looked fucking awful. I take nothing away from their win, they strolled it. But that squad are a bunch of useless, fucking deluded, lazy b*****ds. We can argue that the dross was brought in by Houston till we are blue in the face, but these guys are meant to be professional footballers they should still be able to hit the target in a game, they are some of the worst pieces of shit I have had the misfortune to witness in decades. Are they not embarrassed to play like that. To be called a professional footballer and be so fucking abysmal. We are playing in a league littered with part time clubs yet one win all fucking season. It seems, not content with getting Houston the sack, they have now downed tools knowing most of them will be cleared out come the end of the season. That fucking European piss up for one friendly has worked wonders hasn't it, whoever fucking approved that at the club needs a kick up the arse and has a bare face cheek to beg for more money "when the club need you more than ever". I have went for decades, i am fortunate enough to never need to worry about the price of football or travel, but f**k me £20 to watch that shite play, + petrol, plus the actual fucking time it sucks from your life not to muster one fucking single attempt on goal in 90 minutes is fucking mortal. It's fucking brutal. I don't mind getting beat, I have walked away from games that were actually decent to watch due to the standard of football having been beaten. But f**k me, there is nothing. f**k it if we go down fine, I am that scunnered with the club at the moment. Why the f**k should I care, I've done 20+ years of season tickets, 15+ years of home and away, travelling when I couldn't be arsed on a cold Tuesday night to the middle of the arse end of no where, buying the merchandise. I'd be happy if the likes of hippo-diving-shite, craigen, Harris never played again for the club again. I'd sooner see the youth team being put out there and the rest of these waste of fucking space wankers put on gardening duties. Clubs are rightfully laughing at us. The tiny muster of abuse they got yesterday just shows the apathy at the club at the moment. Not one fucking shot on target in the 1st division. I am tempted to go to the "party with the players this year" just so I can get closer to tell them how fucking shite they are.

Remember when we got Partick 7 times in a season 7 years ago. Two called off games at the last minute, 3 games in two weeks. We will play ICT 6 times at least, its not unthinkable we could get them in the Scottish cup or the play offs. f**k that could be 7 or 8 times......Jesus f**k.

This is exactly the reason this cup needs dropped. It's fucking shit and even the win against the fifers on Saturday felt a bit hollow

At the start of the season I was content with Houston, I liked him. But after the Brechin game thats it for me. If we loose to Dundee United he has to go. You look at the form and actually go f**k, we were shite in Ireland and if you take the irn bru cup win out of it, that must be one of the worst starts to a season in the last 20 years. The thing is as well, its not just a narrow defeat, its 4-1, 3-1 and the likes. Its a pumping. Saturday was fucking brutal, thank God for smart phones. He has no idea of what his starting 11 is. He starts a striker that hasn't scored a fucking goal all season. Worst of all is we are awful to watch this season. Honestly for the first time ever, I'm actually considering stop going every week and to start pick and choosing. This was unthinkable last year.

We weren't. Whilst it's hard to judge against an unknown opposition, we still looked shit. I appreciate it was a case of get the win, come home, job done. But we are fucking shockingly bad to watch still. There's nil football being played.

I'm trying to buy the hibs away top for a present, but online sales show out of stock after being on sale an hour. Is this just a fault on the site or are these all gone. I ask as I don't want to waste a trip from Falkirk tomorrow to pick one up and the club shop keeps ringing out. Its almost as bad as Falkirk sales should add it will be a medium adult

Give me an own coyle in that line up, I'd be happy with that.

I'll be fucking fizzing if I dont get in for this one, all the shit games there, freezing winters afternoons, the stirlingshire cup. I fucking hate the dump. But i swear to god if I dont get in... 2000 seats is a joke in this league tbh

personally, I adore that lassie, ginger, Scottish sounds a bit common, a sour pus....my dream lass.

i know a few who couldn't get in the south stand. You might as well not go in the main.

I always assumed that was the way we were going. Cup tickets you just go online, pay the money, done. No admin fee, no cost of printing ticket, no need to go to the shop, no need of posting, no need of extra staff. There must be a reason why its so simple yet so hard.

just got a reply on facebook, this wont be the plans if we get to the final... Tbh, if we end up in the first rounds this is fine. for the semis, It could be a banana slip. But for the final it would be murder.

so how does that work with the south stand.... I dont want to go in the main stand, but if I cant make it till the end of the day to get tickets I could end up there, or without a ticket, worst case.

Imagine we get Hamilton away in the final. A ground of 6000, we would be lucky to get 2500 seats. So by giving season ticket holders 10 extra tickets that means the first 250 in line could have sold it out. Now I know this wont happen. But I was gobsmacked as much as any last season when I showed up to get tickets. I had just got the weeks shopping, nipping down thinking "i'll be two minutes". 3 and a 1/2 hours later....My frozen shopping was ruined, I lost my rizzla skins so had to smoke an Asda receipt.....It was fucking melting...I am not going through that again... It'll mean taking time off work or at the weekend to bloody queue, loads of pissed off season ticket holders yet again. If it was 1 per season ticket, it would be a slow trickle during the course of the day...Every season ticket holder would get one. No one gets pissed off. This is just madness. By all means for the first few games, allow an extra ticket perhaps, as the demand isnt there. But if we get to the final its just going to be another farce.

I've not missed a game home or away in 15 years. I don't actually care this season, its done, best we can hope for is semis of play offs with that team playing as they are. A rotation player isn't what we need. As I said I'll give the lad a chance but his record and the fact we continue sign players who are released from teams below us paints the already alarming picture that he wont make an impact.

or maybe you shouldn't have jumped to that conclusion, having nil mention of goals from me, sat and thought about it like most people instead of being the knuckle dragging fuckwit you so appear. The guy appears to be a fucking nobody, he couldn't get a game on loan, he never lived up to any promise down south with bigger clubs, had a spell in the second division with Morton before they chucked him and he's basically played the irn bru challenge cup of the south. I'm a big Houston fan, but even I am going ffs with this one.

I was quoting his sheer underwhelming lack of appearances you fud. If you look at his record, two of the games for st Mirren were subs one in the 90th minute. he played in the ldv paint trophy thing at Carlisle. He never even got on the bench for Bolton or Burnley. And I cant even remember him for Morton that's how good he appears. I'll give the lad a chance, but one has to question why we keep bringing the crap from Morton, qos, raith etc That they are prepared to let go. That's why we are behind them or fighting them.

Honestly looking at his record i'm thinking he's going to be fucking hopeless. But I wish him well. Just totally underwhelming signing. Its like a last minute champman deal, ah f**k I've not got anyone, oh he's free i'll try him.

2008–2009 Livingston 1 (0) 2009–2012 Burnley 0 (0) 2011–2012 → St Mirren (loan) 2 (0) 2012–2013 Bolton Wanderers 0 (0) 2013–2016 Greenock Morton 64 (4) 2016–2017 Carlisle United 4 (0) 2017– Falkirk 0 (0)

I haven't played this since it was champman, the apprentice brought it into work so I got it. f**k me, in the last week I've never been off it, i'm sat in bed late at night with the o/h going mental as I shout at the laptop. Went Falkirk, doing well. End of feb, 1/4 final of Scottish cup, sitting second (15pts behind hibs, they have walked it) but 5 clear. But the best bit is i'm in the final of the IRN BRU cup. Honestly, this is the only time the bells cup has ever mattered to me. I want it. Biggest problem I have though is getting players to stay. Muirhead wants to go, sibald and baid are away for free (baird was a right wee c**t wanting to go before the season started for £30k) luca was sold by the board for £300 k fair enough, then I had to sell Grant to wolves for £800k problem is this happened in the last few days of the Christmas window. I didn't see much point scouting as I had nil money. Now my team aren't happy I've not added depth. Got Dingwall on loan from county, was a bit meh, Wilson from thistle he's not bad and made my first big money signing, a few thousand for Dean Brett from Cowdenbeath. What a player. solid 8's most game. £450 k to spend next season, any decent players out there to scout. I've a few decent on load from down south