Peterhead Dave

My bus to work tomorrow will be full of little b*****ds, excitedly chattering while I'm trying to catch an extra half-hour of sleep

How inconsiderate. She should really have used a more effective and less noisy tool for her hammering. Possibly a pillow.

None of the above shite for me, thanks BRMC - Hours

Saw IV. Suitably gory, and a nice wee twist at the end. Still think the second was the best.

Haw ya bitch, you've pyoor goat ma dvd 'n' 'at, but!

I'd forgotten about that! EDIT: To be fair, the Dot Cotton Chebs Oot thread I started was a cracker!

I have no aliai!

Aye!

Fair enough. I really can't be arsed being witty

You volunteered? So what teh feck did I buy that year's supply of GH... um..

And she'll go for the easy option! Easy. Fitting!

I'm so glad you quoted that, allowing philpy to get the abuse he deserves Philpy, ya pie!

True enough...

Would it not be helpful to be in bed if you're trying to sleep, rather than sitting at a computer whining about it? Just a thought.

Trust an old guy not to come on time. INTO THREAD FOR FUCKSAKES!

Yes, yes it will.

It was perfectly innocent search!

I suggest nobody does a google image search for the word "granny" with safesearch turned off. I'm off to boke. EDIT: And I know your game Phoenix. Don't bother tampering with my quote

Women! Stay away from the important electrical devices. You only need to know how to turn them on when Corrie's on, change channel for Eastenders then turn it off. You know not of the complex setup required and the full potential, so just don't try EDIT: Wtf is a hoover?

Have you not jumped off a cliff yet?

That banner wide enough, Coup?! I've just discovered some evil b*****d has changed the settings on the water heater

The Libertines - Arbeit Macht Frei

Aye, HB Franny.