I know that feeling well.
Though I did once get a letter thanking me for coming in for interview and letting me down gently.
Which would have been fine had I had an interview
The bin lorry this morning that was shouting "Stay clear of the lifting arms. Stay clear of the lifting arms. Stay clear of the lifting arms"
SHUT THE f**k UP! I'M IN BED, NOWHERE NEAR THE FUCKIN LIFTING ARMS!
The following emails proclaiming: "ROLOS TOO!!!!!!" and "CREEEEEEEEEEME EGGS! AND CARS SHAPED LIKE CREME EGGS! :P :P" have drawn me to the conclusion that said P&Ber is a little bit mental.