Gordon EF

When we were younger, me and my pal, used to pish in bottles and then take them and chuck them all behind a wall on the walk down to our paper round. One morning we got to the wall and all the bottles were missing. True story.

You must have a reason for wanting to dump her. You could always just tell her you need to talk to her and then explain to her what the reason is. Call me crazy but I think it just might work.

I'm pretty sure old drunk Hive guy got on my bus today. He's grown his hair.

I like it how she's the one having a sneaky feel of his tits.

That picture has got to be the definition of punching above your weight. Either that or she's an escort.

Where are you staying?

Except if it's the University of Life.

f**k exercise. Just follow 11thHour's example... That should shift some weight.

A Clash of Kings. If you like wars and Arya parts, you'll like series 2.

Just had a look at some of the casting for the 2nd series. The Brienne character looks well cast although she's obviously not the utter troll that she's supposed to be in the books. Liam Cunningham as Davos Seaworth is very much like I imagined him, although he'd have made a great Roose Bolton too. I see they've made up a new character, Atol Lannister. I'm a wee bit sceptical of this.

I don't think it's a massive leap to say that human industrial activity has increased the carbon dioxide level in the atmosphere significantly and this will have an effect on the climate and it's entirely reasonable to suggest we should look at ways of reducing our carbon dioxide emissions. Not at the cost of industrial or economic activity or the minimum technological advances we enjoy at the moment. The Earth's climate is notoriously difficult to second guess, especially when you're only looking at it over a very, very short time scale (since the industrial revolution). The climate has always 'changed' and always will continue to change. It hasn't always spelled disaster in the past and there's no reason to assume it will spell disaster for humans in the future. Finding new resources to fuel the life we've all grown accustomed to is far more important than lowering carbon emissions, although that isn't to say we shouldn't give a toss about trying to do that latter.

Game of Thrones - George R. R. Martin - 10/10 Clash of Kings - George R. R. Martin 10/10 The first two books in the Song of Ice and Fire series. If you've watched Game of Thrones and were wondering whether to read the books, I'd definitely recommend it. The first book follows the first series very closely with only a few significant bits of the story changed slightly and obviously you get more of the background story. I suppose it's a bit like Lord of the Rings but for a slightly more grown up audience. Also, reminds me a bit of Robert Harris' Rome books with all the political scheming and double crossing taking place against a backdrop of battles and war. I've not been able to put them down so far and have just moved on to the third one.

I liked the books. So they're good.

No World Cups in 50 years?

Do people who aren't single not go to nightclubs?

Unpopular opinion: Oasis are alright. I could take them or leave them.

What's so bad about that? Sounds brilliant.

It's unbelievable the number of girls who've actually thought I've been going away to play for East Fife at weekends. Fair enough most of them have probably never heard of East Fife and could well be some pub league team for all they know. (Obvious joke in there somewhere)

It wasn't really that racist. It's been proven that members of one race find it more difficult to tell apart people of a different race to their own, no matter what race you are. Well not actually, it's probably got more to do with who you grow up around etc. The quiz master must be a dick.

You been chewing on bones from the butcher?

In my current game of Football Manager 2010, it's 2016 and the Scotland manager is...Nigel Quashie.

Vagina

I came out of most of my exams being pretty confident that I had a very good idea of my actual score. Some of them I thought I got a decent of moderate result and then got a really high mark when I saw the results. Weighting is really important.

A bit daft but worth a watch.