Spikethedee

I have literally gone from looking forward to seeing another manager from down South be announced in the hope that it'll be a new, fresh approach, to dreading refreshing here or the BBC website in case the announcement of Davidson is made official. Dundee FC - causing dread and apprehension in their fans since 1893...

Great news! The only downer is waiting for @Bigmouth Strikes Again to pass judgement on the watch he's got on in the photo...

Still drinking here. Good night and congratulations to all my fellow Dees. I fucking love every single one of you cuntos. When’s the city centre celebrations??!!

That was a penalty.

Just keep posting that every ten minutes. You’ll be right more often than not…

This. Is. Mental.

Am on holiday this week, so have ordered a curry and there are beers in the fridge ready for kick off. As for the game, we will take an early lead and look supremely comfortable, then concede an 85th minute equaliser and spend the last 10 minutes desperately defending until conceding an own goal as the ref is about to blow. It's the Dundee way...

A deafening shout can be heard ringing from the Dens Park boardroom: “Hold my beer.”

Had some winnings from a free bet left in my mcbookie account, so have plonked the lot on a QP win. So either we are champions on Friday night, or I have £125 to drown my sorrows with and buy playoff tickets with…

I found myself agreeing with this, and then thinking, hold on, we didn't start the league well at all and we've drawn something like 5 of our last 6 games. So, when exactly were we any good this season??!!

All the Dees will be wanting to get the best view of the QP guard of honour for the Championship Champions... This comment will, in no way whatsoever, come back to haunt me.

I was going to say that "surely even we can't mess this one up?". However, 40-odd years of following Dundee has made me realise what a stupid statement that is.

Once again, the marvellousness of Scottish football comes into play. Can you imagine any other business where the Board would say "We have a huge number of people wanting to purchase our product and the resources to satisfy that demand which would make us a fair bit of money. No, thank you, we don't want that extra cash."? When the bigot brothers come to Dens, we may despise their poisonous bile, but we don't purposefully turn away extra cash by leaving a fair chunk of the away end intentionally empty.

So, waking up, but not fully roused ...

Tonight is pretty much a season-defining night for QP. A loss would pretty much see them kiss any title hopes goodbye, and a draw wouldn't be a huge help either. This would be a good time for Ayr's wonder striker to rouse from his slumber of the past few weeks and get a hat-trick...

Yes, but he usually sits on the bench while Marshall plays with all the grace and composure of that Sandy guy over the last few pages of this "thread"...

I presume Gowser had at least a tenner on that...

There's no doubt in my mind that the league has been exciting, at least in terms of teams having very few meaningless games. With just 3 games left, every team is still, theoretically, playing for something other than pride. Raith are pretty much out of the playoff hunt, but are still arithmetically alive. However, there's also no doubt that the standard of football has been eye-wateringly awful for most of the season. I've seen every Dundee home game and about 5 away in-person, with a good few more live on TV, and there hasn't been one team that I've seen play great football for any longer than about a 20 minute spell, including the Dees. The fact that we have conceded the fewest goals in the division by a fair margin, despite a defence that is appallingly bad, is a case in point. Despite saying all that, it's much more appealing to watch than the Bigot Brothers taking 3-6 goals off a random selection of teams that are hopelessly outclassed 30-odd times a season each...

Does your sister know that you’ll be shagging her tonight, then??

Hopefully the amazing record of the Jak-n-Zak-Attack will continue here; we've scored something like a goal every 40 minutes when they are playing together.

Next two games for us will define the season: 6 or 4 points - our title. 2 or 3 points - probably going down to the QP game. 0 or 1 - playoffs.

You hate your friends that much??!!

Sweepie on when the live stream goes down? Before or after kick-off???? I'll take 12 minutes in...

I know you shouldn’t jinx things, but two wins for us by Tuesday will see us 8 clear of Patrick and 5 clear of QP with 4 to play. That, coupled with the fact we have a home game against Cove still to come would be the title wrapped up, I would dare to say…