Please let it be Kenny Miller
He's absolutely done as a player, but he says he intends to play to 45 He'll make you play tippy tappy possession based football with no end product. Especially with Dylan fucking Mackin up front. All while he's dropping deep and taking the ball of your CBs as a striker.
If you get Hoppy you lot go up this season via playoffs, not even kidding. Be ready to see big old school Brexit ball though. You'll learn to love the big challenges and nonsense defending.
Or you get someone like Hughes and McIntyre and I have no idea