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deej

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  1. Horse shit. If your wee dog does a wee shite at the side of the path and you leave it you can get fined. Yet you can let your massive horse leave a huge pile of shite in the middle that I've to actively avoid.
  2. If Chris McLaughlin turned up to report on the match would he be allowed in to do his job?
  3. Every club that hasn't banned one of their employees for reporting on something that actually happened is treated equally
  4. The hungry house advert that's just a shit parody of gogglebox. Just stop it.
  5. 30.01 for today's. Aiming for about 26 minutes by the end of the month.
  6. Any one do the marcothon December challenge? 3 miles or 25 minutes each day in December. Started today and don't run very often so will see if I can stick it out. 31.08 for 5k.
  7. £25 on Hearts over 1.5 goals at 7/5 . Thanking you Robbie Muirhead (and James Tavernier obviously)
  8. In order to push on for the title I have undergone some re-branding, and dayman is now deej. Lets see if it helps... NRL, Sri Lanka, King Arthur and Venus wrong. 6/10
  9. They haven't turned up . I feel a complaint coming on [emoji35]
  10. Getting the fridge and dishwasher replaced as they both decided to pack in, so the good people that are delivering and taking away the old ones are due today between 7 and 7. It's now nearly 5pm and no word from them. I get that they might not know the entire route until they set out today, but surely at some point this morning they could have picked up the phone and said "We won't be able to come round till after 5" . Nothing wrong with that as they're due before 7, but would have meant I could have done something with the day instead of sitting about waiting and wondering when they'll be here.
  11. Chris 'unbelievable' Kammy . Was good years ago but when labrokes have an unbelievable acca offer 2 adverts before dominoes have an unbelievable pizza offer it's getting a bit much .
  12. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/paddleboarder-sparks-emergency-at-aberdeen-beach/ Reminds me of the mitchell & webb sketch with the news readers - "there was a bit of an issue but everything is fine"
  13. deej

    FIFA Rage Page

    From yesterdays FIFA joy to todays FIFA rage. Playing in the weekend league for the first time, all is going well 2-1 up in the 90th minute. They score a shite goal. It happens. The real rage came in extra time, my winger is clean through on goal and pushes it round the keeper, who proceeds to completely wipe him out. All good i'm thinking, penalty and maybe even a red card - so the ref gives a goal kick. Said goal kick is punted up the park, couple of passes later and my defence playing a stupidly high line for some reason, i'm 3-2 down. Pressing for an equaliser and caught on the break for 4-2. F*ck FIFA
  14. Get on the 'St Johnstone Banter' facebook page, 2 or 3 guaranteed meltdowns a day
  15. Marlon James, NRL and Vinpearl wrong 7/10 for thursday Carolyn Jones and V8 Supercars wrong for 8/10 Friday. And hopefully a shot at the last ever league title before reconstruction
  16. Listened to most of the hamilton hearts game last night, Who was the Co-commentator with the inability to pronounce 'huge'? "This would be a YOOJ 3 points if they can hold on" etc.
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